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Professional bait drowner. Renown spirit guide for the emotionally dead. Mediocre sandwich maker. Keep your expectations low

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@HerringAli Go have some fun. Get in trouble. Let us know where to post your bail.

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Happy Thanksgiving! Unless you're a turkey, I guess.

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@HerringAli I think of it more as a tactical move, like a controlled burn to contain the damage before the ravenous wildfire that are my children descend on the kitchen and consume the entirety of our stores.

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@KateCameron_NZ Well, come on now. They all have "tripods" which breaks down to "TRIP-Over and Die when you smash your head into he pavement." Tripod for short. So I can see how they would get confused. All that smashing their heads into the pavement, over and over again. Lots of brain damage

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Another Fall... Another Apple post from me https://t.co/tZQ5tFjk9m

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I went on a bike ride today with my son. 
Saw a big black snake.  Naturally, the first thought is "Oh my God!  It's a Black Mamba!" Because of course there would be a deadly snake native to sub-Saharan Africa in the woods of Michigan
 It was just a non-venomous Black Rat Snake.

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@KateCameron_NZ @McMasterU @McMasterNuclear I was assuming the dick cheese was a determining factor, but I guess if there's vaginal dick cheese, my bad.

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@KateCameron_NZ @McMasterU @McMasterNuclear Clearly the male crotch is the Swiss Army Knife of crotches.

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@KateCameron_NZ @McMasterU @McMasterNuclear Hell, I've been using my vaginal yeast infection instead of sourdough starter for years

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I expect that Trump will return from the Alaska summit having sold the state to Putin for the price of three Big Macs and a statement from Putin that Joe Biden fabricated the Pee Tapes.

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@KateCameron_NZ Ahh. Well... Um.

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I went out last night and bought more dill plants to feed the beasties, as they've ravaged the ones we had. They are a lot like raising teenagers in that regard.

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Is it fun to stay at the YMCA? Is it really? Or are those motherfuckers just trying to gaslight us?

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@KateCameron_NZ So I tried Vegemite, and I really liked it. My apologies for razzing you about it.

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In the struggle for dominance between Klesmer and Mariachi bands, the uneasy truce was shattered with pronounced gusto.

https://t.co/W2IuaZIbMo

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@KateCameron_NZ @BertDalziel Fuck laundry. Refuse to do it. Stick it to "Big Detergent". SAVE YOUR SOUL! WEAR DIRTY CLOTHES!
Or go naked.
Not... not all of you. I mean, there's some shit that no one wants to see.

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@KateCameron_NZ Well they showed her. Hopefully they gave her a stern warning after a lengthy lecture.

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boom! Leverage:Redemption S 3 will be "bigger, wilder, crazier" - @Dean_Devlin https://t.co/NU2I6AzmYS @LeverageRedempt @PrimeVideo #grifters @screenrant

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@Hirschs50 It's nice we have another gatekeeper to being a "real Jew".