Al

I eat stuff

[Al @alspeakon]

This worked with the Duke Spirit so I'll try again

Hey @Nath_Brudenell how about getting Wunderhorse back at your place

[Al @alspeakon]

I can see why slippy Gerard is such a good manager with insights such as "the manager will be telling the subs to make an impact"

Guy is a genius

[Al @alspeakon]

@SimonMiller316 Ask Elton John

[Al @alspeakon]

Gerard is a worse commentator than he is a premier league winner.
After a psg player shoots over the bar "I don't think he needed to go that high"

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

One of my fav ships from this new wave of Star wars.

[Al @alspeakon]

@tokyosexwhale Or why you are committing mass genocide again

Even his mum feels bad about it

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Happy Star Wars Day!

I’ve released a new A3 print, limited to 100 copies

£5 from every print will be donated to Doctors Without Borders, supporting their vital work.

There’s also 15% off all Star Wars prints using code THEFORCE at checkout.

https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Happy May 4th!

I’m your one-stop shop for all your Star Wars needs—prints, tees, mugs. Use THEFORCE for 15% off all Star Wars prints.

https://t.co/AT6JWR2ojo

If you could plz share this tweet to help me reach new customers on this holiest of days, I’d appreciate it.

Toks x

[Al @alspeakon]

@tokyosexwhale Where was she expecting you to have written arse?

[Al @alspeakon]

@NoodleHairCR7 Stop giving the ball away?
Stop losing league titles?

[Al @alspeakon]

@FabrizioRomano Congrats to Ronaldo, winning everything before him including this z league for the money

[Al @alspeakon]

Do arsenal fans actually rate Martinelli?

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

My Print Club subscribers have plateaued. I’ve got around 120 subscribers. If you’re a cat lover and you’ve not yet joined, I’d love to have you: https://t.co/wYnqJPE4Nz

[Al @alspeakon]

@tokyosexwhale You're friends with Bojack????

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

April’s FREE sticker for my Snail Meow Print Club subscribers.

To join in just click here: https://t.co/wYnqJPE4Nz

Sign up for 12 months and get the previous prints and one print FREE!

[Al @alspeakon]

They look grim (ahem)

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Fandango revealed the results of their annual Moviegoing Trends & Insights Study, and a few horror projects made their list of the Top 10 Most Anticipated Summer Movies for this year:

SCARY MOVIE 6 at #5

MORTAL KOMBAT II at #8

INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 6 at #10

[Al @alspeakon]

@tokyosexwhale Half expecting to see a dick sticker (a dicker???) somewhere

[Al @alspeakon]

@tokyosexwhale

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

New series of Stephen King prints?
This is the first.
Yes or no!?