🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓

The real favorite food of the #Resistance. ✊ I strike with breakfast like precision. 🥓 I’m just an every day guy concerned for all of us in #Ca22 #Alt_Fam

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

A little background how I became @Alt_Bacon 🥓.

I get this questioned asked constantly, and I get the feeling some folks are a bit tentative to follow or comment to me.
So I’ve been Married to my beautiful bride for 30 years. Every morning I get up and make her Bacon (cont)

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_jabroni “Bacon and Alts” of course🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@NingaGinja thoughts and prayers to your family for a positive result to this.

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

I tossed a bottle of bleach and huffed a can of Lysol, and I don’t feel the least bit Covid, you guys? #WTF 🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_4nTrade TWSS 🥓 😏

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@cognitiveimagry ! 🥓

[Free Bird Boomer @TearsInHeaven09]

I call on @Twitter to suspend the account of @realDonaldTrump for inciting violence.

Keep this going!

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@Alt_ReddTruq Our frontline health workers stand a better chance from picking something up at a Motel-6 than they would at a Trump property anyway. 🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@cognitiveimagry Trader... 🤬🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@AltUSDA_ARS Here is what I keep pondering.

This guy isn’t qualified enough to put on a mask. What makes him qualified to make a public health decision.... Like, I dunno? Opening beaches? 🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

Why does everything have to be so complicated these days. 🥓🤷‍♂️

[Lolly 🥰 (Shelley) @ShelleyMcElyea1]

What is your favorite smell. You can’t say bacon, that’s too easy.

Mine is the scent of freshly showered skin. 😌

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_jabroni Usually by barstool.... but...well, you know. 🥓🥃

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_noods Be Like Noods.... GROW SOMETHING!!

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@RogueSNRadvisor Let’s just say it’s going to go somewhere between an average day at Joe Exotic’s place, and the panic scene from the movie Airplane. 🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@nmeyersohn Those of you old enough to remember rotary dial phones will understand this.
When I was a kid, I tried to call a friend, I dialed the wrong number. guy on the other end said “Sorry kid, ya stuck your finger in the wrong hole”.

This would be the modern day equivalent to that🥓😂

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

Bacon is gonna bring it hard this weekend!!

Why?

WTF else do I have to do? 🥓

🤷‍♂️

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_noods #NoodsForHotAndBothered

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@katieporteroc Keep digging @RepKatiePorter and I think you’ll find the horror show that is “ticketdisaster” not only treats their customers horribly, the venues they contract with have felt caught in never ending contracts and poor service for years.
Ticketmaster is BULLSHIT!! 🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@KayaColor Looks a little colder than Bacon 🥓 would find comfortable. But nice folks I’m sure. 🤷‍♂️🥓

[🥓 🦃🥓💙Alt_Bacon🥓 @Alt_Bacon]

@alt_jabroni Is this where we ~swoon~ ? 🥓