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[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I don’t care how you feel or what’s happening with your hormones. If you kill a child, you are monstrous scum and deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law. I don’t know which part of this basic moral concept is so hard for you to grasp.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

We have a solar eclipse, a meteor shower, a new moon, and a planetary alignment all happening today. Maybe the universe will reset a couple things. The universe's ctrl+alt+del?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Lindsay Clancy is one of the more methodical family killers we’ve seen. She planned the killing ahead of time. Sent the dad out of the house. Murdered the children slowly one by one. Anyone sympathizing with her should not be trusted around children. This woman is a monster.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

noticed the girl getting her nails done next to me had really good posture so i started sitting up straighter and the lady doing my nails so loud goes “you copying her” and did an impression of me looking at the girl and shimmying my shoulders back and the whole salon cackled

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

You can touch a piece of the fucking moon at the Griffith observatory and NO ONE gives a fuck when I tell them that

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

unapologetically inspired by this tweet which i haven't stopped thinking about for months

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

David Zaslav wanted to delete Coyote vs. Acme for a tax credit.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Lindsay Clancy sent her husband out of the house, brought her children into the basement, and then methodically strangled each of them to death, one by one. I don't care if she had postpartum depression. I don't care how many psychiatric drugs she was taking. When you murder a child -- let alone three children, your children -- you must be punished to the fullest extent of the law. Justice demands nothing less. My sympathy for your depression dries up completely the moment you strangle your child to death. This should not be controversial.

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Extinct human remains found on seafloor fuel claims of real-life biblical giants

[John Cena @JohnCena]

End your summer with an absolute (safe and very family-friendly) blast! See Coyote vs. ACME in theaters August 28th!

https://t.co/0ucN5XVr9M

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

I speak for everyone when I say we’re going to see this movie in theaters

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

'Coyote vs. Acme' Review: Nearly-Shelved Looney Tunes Film Starring Will Forte and John Cena Is One of the Best Live-Action/Animated Hybrid Films Ever https://t.co/g4I5ItL2sl

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

White people:

- Ended slavery worldwide
- Didn’t invent slavery
- Were slaves too

However, Whites are the only race blamed for slavery.

[Julian @sackclothjulian]

Hydrogen sulfide (brimstone in your Bible) is detectable by the human nose at concentrations as low as 0.5 parts per billion (0.000001%). It's comparable to a shark's ability to detect blood.

Demons have long been associated with sulfur—so have aliens. It's kind of remarkable.

[🔼🔼🍌🍌 @ameriikanerr]

Stanley Kubrick’s daughter, Vivian Kubrick, giving praise to Nick Fuentes’ analysis on the Iran War

[Jake From Snake Farm @realSnakeFarm]

My six year old has been relentless with trying to understand why God made mosquitos.

I struggled with this until I remembered that the purpose of a system is what it does.

Mosquitos spread malaria and kill Africans, therefore God made mosquitos to kill Africans.

[💜Lin/Claire🖤 @BlackFuri0saFGC]

Mothafucka, That's Called A FRIEND GROUP

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

Coworker asking if I watch any TV Shows

Bro I drink and jerk off

[big titty warlord @retarded__woman]

I feel like Larry David does a lot of heavy lifting for the stereotype about Jews being funny

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Go fuck yourselves.