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[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

At 9AM, JD Vance claimed the Strait of Hormuz was open on Fox News.

At 10AM, Iran announced the Strait remains closed.

It could not be more clear that the Trump admin has absolutely no control over the situation right now.

[CjMtheIrish🍀 @CjMfdt]

Wait until Fraud Force One starts peeling.

[Bluebird pooped an X @bluebirdpoopies]

Guarding Trumps fuck ups has become a big job.
This is the new @Republicans normal.
https://t.co/sOBz02U5UC

[0xNobler @CryptoNobler]

🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸🇮🇷 THE U.S.-IRAN PEACE DEAL IS OFFICIALLY CANCELED!

THE IRANIAN DELEGATION JUST LEFT THE NEGOTIATIONS AFTER A HEATED ARGUMENT OVER TRUMP'S THREATS.

OIL PRICES ARE NOW GOING PARABOLIC ONCE AGAIN.

TOMORROW WILL BE THE WORST DAY OF 2026 FOR THE STOCK MARKET...

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Ok, you guys are out of control! 🤣

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This was the day the pool floor started peeling. I just can’t imagine what caused it. 🙄

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Ugh. This is painful to watch. 😢

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: HE'S LOST HIS MIND! Trump is now ARRESTING people, including an Olympic cyclist, for just TOUCHING his precious Reflecting Pool and deploying National Guard troops to guard it from imaginary antifa vandals!

This is starting to get scary…

On Truth Social, Trump declared that “The United States Park Police have arrested multiple individuals for vandalizing our nation's magnificent Reflecting Pool. Who would do such a thing? These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail!”

While giving no details about the arrests, reporters and eyewitnesses were able to discover that citations were being issued for simply *touching* the Reflecting Pool.

David Hearn, an Olympic cyclist, was finishing a bike ride and went to check out the Pool to see what all the fuss was about. He touched his fingers to the water to see what it felt like, and found himself ARRESTED on a misdemeanor charge of destruction of government property.

“I didn’t vandalize anything,” Hearn said. “I didn’t destroy or break or peel anything. By the time I realized what was going on, I was being put in handcuffs.”
This isn’t funny anymore. This is the stupidest tyranny that the world has possibly ever seen. Arresting someone for TOUCHING A POOL and then claiming they were destroying it?

Donald Trump is losing his mind, and he’s growing more and more authoritarian by the day.

This is a colossal misuse of public resources and flagrant abuse of state power in order to accommodate the paranoid delusions of a demented pedophile (alleged) and Congress needs to take action IMMEDIATELY to put a stop to this dangerous nonsense.

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

President Trump has said that numerous people have been arrested for vandalizing DC's algae-plagued Reflecting Pool. Here's what we know. https://t.co/KRGYAQQJra

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

The Reflecting Pool arrests by Park Police should terrify everyone. The federal government is fabricating accusations out of thin air simply to protect one man from his own embarrassing failure.

There is no sabotage. This is insane.

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

Fun Fact. 12% hydrogen peroxide is a known paint remover. Trump administration or someone gave national parks employees orders to dump 100s of gallons into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Should we arrest them? 🚨

[Uncle John Returns @UncleJo46902375]

Why on earth did they coat the Reflecting Pool with Rhino Pipeliner 5000?

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Wind energy just WON against the Trump administration.

Trump administration has given up on trying to ban wind energy development after losing a massive series of legal battles.

Wind power projects can get started again to provide America with more clean energy.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Whoa! Total humiliation. JD Vance was made to wait for Iran's foreign minister — and when the FM finally entered the room, he refused to shake Vance's hand. Deserted by its allies due to Trump's stupidity, America has never looked so desperate and weak.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

🚨 RASKIN DEMANDS ANSWERS: Rep. Jamie Raskin just demanded Trump's medical records under oath, exposing the absurdity of his 22-doctor checkup. Read Raskin's full update: 👇 https://t.co/BzUFUWGLeR

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Trump is in deep shit.

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

Trump arriving back at our house after more than likely receiving treatment at Camp David for whatever it is his 22 specialists are treating.

[GP Q @argosaki]

🚨#BREAKING: Israel 🇮🇱 strikes Iran’s 🇮🇷 oil refineries. In response, Iran threatens to completely shut down the Strait of Hormuz.⚔️💥

Global energy markets are bracing for a massive shockwave. 🛢️📉

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Our Kids have no idea how much FREEDOM Trump & Republicans have stolen from us.

The reflecting pool under Trump vs. Biden.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Italian officials say Donald Trump smelled so bad at the G7 summit that “the only begging going on was diplomats begging to have seats on the far side of the table opposite Trump.”