George Ampagoomian

I’m a Gen-X, Star Trek fan. So that whole “no touching/social distancing” we had recently was the thing I’d inadvertently been training for my whole life. 🤪

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@beaglefacts @paosthebeagle

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@CaronJo65392080 Trump: "It came up to me. Big building, strong building. Tears in its eyes..."

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@RichardAngwin Hand him a cinder block.

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@MAGACult2 This is false. The 22nd amendment makes it very clear that no one person can be elected president more that two times, and no one person may hold the office for more that 10 years.

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@theliamnissan I bet it happens often with this one.

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@SpencerHakimian Even while brain dead...may still be better than the current president.

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@ItsMrsRabbitToU High and a bit wobbly?

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@stealthygeek No matter what it is, it's always two weeks.

Infrastructure
Health Care
Genocide
Global Thermal Nuclear War

Its. Always. Two. Weeks.

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@3YearLetterman @PerlaMiseriax @trapperkeeper @JanetReno @JanetJackson @SamuelLJackson @Snake_store2 @snakestakes @LiquidPlumr @DC_Draino @Whitesnake The president had no choice! Pom-Pom was brought in to win the White House a national championship, but failed to deliver.

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@stealthygeek Woman who's job it was to bury her face in the president's butt is told her services will no longer be required. Film at 11.

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@RobertPicardo @WhiteHouse @GOP @DHSgov Remember when he tried to pick a fight with a Teamsters boss? Yeah...He's stupid enough.

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@enough_yt LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa

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@3YearLetterman @unclegarytrucks Ah, the Oregon Ducks. 10,000 uniform combinations, 0 national championships.

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@iamasiadoll

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@BrentTerhune LOL! The subtitles periodically translating certain lines.

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@BrentTerhune LOL "I've been micro-dosing the 'mechtin for years".

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So @Disney wins a stack of awards for @andorofficial, the most blatantly, unapologetically anti-fascist work in decades, and the lesson they learned is to immediately lick Nazi boot and fire Jimmy Kimmel for telling the truth.

No Hell hot enough.

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@uscfb @JamaalJarrett Fight On! Big man for the pick six! ✌️