Lisa🌈

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face and show the world all the love in your heart.

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

@Brokkie_87 @AMAZlNGNATURE Wauw dat is mooi.

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Ja we moeten die arme mannen in bescherming nemen! Als vrouwelijk coach vraag je er gewoon om, om aangerand of anderszins misbruikt te worden. Kunnen mannen ook niets aan doen.

[Aldus Van Lenth 🇮🇱🇺🇦🇳🇱 @petervanlenth]

#studiovoetbal
Pierre van Hooijdonk heeft gelijk. Met een vrouw als coach krijg je alleen maar #metoo achtige toestanden.

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Op de TUI app aan het zoeken naar warme bestemmingen voor een last minute vakantie naar de zon..

.... met nog 11 openstaande verlofuren voor dit jaar.

Haal me weg van deze regen 😭

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

When you've succesfully converted your wife into a Swiftie so you're going back to the cinema this weekend to watch the #ErasTourMovie for the 2nd time..

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Social media warned me about 'August' going into 'Illicit Affairs', but I still wasn't prepared. That was perfection! #ErasTourMovie

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

BAHAHAHAHAHA imagine being this dumb and clueless 🤣

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Taylor Swift is a gold digger. Travis, GET A PRENUP!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Anyway, I did have the time of my life at the #ErasTourMovie 😅. @taylorswift13 is a Queen! The vibe with all the (young) Swifties there was AMAZING!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Am I delusional for thinking that just because Speak Now is my favourite TS album it is also everyone else's? #ErasTour #justiceforspeaknow

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Okay miss @taylorswift13 I love you, I would go through fire and water for you but HOW DARE YOU only include 1 song from Speak Now in the #ErasTour. Where's Sparks Fly? Mean? Long Live?!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

@LizLovesWine1 Sounds about right!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Does anyone here actually get any work done on their first day back after vacation? In my mind it's reserved for reading email, crying, calling your therapist and more crying. And then ending the day with a " well, that wasn't so bad".

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Wanneer je de hele vakantie op dezelfde bedjes in de schaduw je boek hebt gelezen en dan op je laatste dag hebben Gerda & Harry (oftewel: oudere mensen) opeens die bedjes ingepikt...

#firstworldproblems

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

The fact that people are hating on @taylorswift13 for being too hysterical (a.k.a. fake) at the #VMAs while also hating on @selenagomez for looking bored and uninterested is just another example that women can't win. Whatever they do, it's never good enough. It's exhausting!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

@AliceGagaxo Sooo weird. Didn't you feel like you were there illegally? Because I know I do! 🤣

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

We traveled from Amsterdam to Zakynthos today and nobody checked our passports. Not at the airport in Amsterdam. Not at the airport in Zakynthos. Not even once. That is weird right?!

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

#ZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom be like: " look for more clues " but don't even give you some sort of hint about where to find the damn clues 😭😭

This game is as equally amazing as frustrating 😂

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Kan iemand mij vertellen sinds wanneer voorlezen een seksuele handeling is?

[Raisa Blommestijn @rblommestijn]

Wie heeft ooit bedacht dat het normaal is dat dragqueens kinderen voorlezen? Kinderen en seksuele handelingen gaan nooit samen. Bescherm kinderen tegen het woke-gif. Bescherm kinderen tegen seksualisering.

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

Die laatste werkweek vóór je vakantie doe je óf evenveel werk als je normaal in 1 maand doet om alles maar af te krijgen óf je doet niets meer en bent gevoelsmatig eigenlijk al op vakantie. There is no inbetween.

[Lisa🌈 @AltenEarp]

@YungJanssen_ Ik zal aan je denken vanuit Zakynthos volgende week.