Josh Avery

Free Methodist Pastor at @beyonddust and Cast Member @waltdisneyworld; tweets do not represent the views of TWDC.

[Josh Avery @AlternateReal]

Forever starts right now.

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Moving to https://t.co/zFBkvNJrAE possibly forever, time will tell

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@TheRealFunyuns Im not sure what I’m looking at, but I would absolutely try this with my friend who I do stuff like this with

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Engaging in Kingdom Mischief today and thankful for this Kingdom Influencer who consistently practices the way of Jesus

[Josh Avery @AlternateReal]

Bought this hoping to learn why Trump won the 2024 election, but turns out it's just one page that says "Trump starred in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" with a photo of his scene.

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The responses to this are absolutely wild

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

Presidential election results.

Having delivered us from one evil, God now tests us with another.

“The Lord your God is testing you, to know whether you love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul.” Deuteronomy 13:3

[evan, ostensibly @EOstensibly]

The seething under this post is proof enough that Christians didn't actually mean it when they called Trump the "lesser of two evils."

[Josh Avery @AlternateReal]

@realDonaldTrump Do you like Switchfoot y/n

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End the death penalty

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@JennyENicholson But before it goes we’re getting one last bit of Lore… 75th Annual 😭

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Second day of Switchfoot shows at EPCOT now loading

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"

[Josh Avery @AlternateReal]

Sincerely, someone who saw a guy wearing it at church and had to be distracted the whole service.

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A Christian should not wear a shirt that says “If you can’t stand behind our troops, you can stand in front of them.”

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[Josh Avery @AlternateReal]

None of this means that an American can’t be patriotic or support the military. It’s okay to wish American troops well, to honor the sacrifices they make, and to support a military member when they return.

But the message of that terrible shirt/bumper sticker is anti-Christ.