Kyle Hankins

Snowboarding | Music | Software

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[Kyle Hankins @AltitudeMatters]

@infomorph Congrats!! That’s huge.

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@gplowe92 Too real

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@auroberjo That sounds a cut above the standard drama quota. Dang.

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@auroberjo This happened to me! I wasn’t amused.

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@gplowe92 …I would like to know what the heck he could even mean there

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@auroberjo I literally lol’d

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@infomorph Ohhh, the worst. Last time this happened to me, I lost the whole afternoon going down the signal chain. Good luck!

[Murdoc Niccals @murdocniccals]

Awake, my legions of followers! Your Great Leader needs you. Yes, even YOU! Our miraculous album Cracker Island is a gorilla’s whisker away from the top of the charts. Help us reach the promised land (buy it, basically) and eternal bliss shall be yours! Plus an album!

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@gplowe92 Right?????????

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Last night I released a new tune! It was originally written for the Cyberpunk 2077 GrowlFM contest. A little different from my usual fare, with arpeggiated synths, 80’s-style guitar and bass lines…and a 56k modem. https://t.co/i4nsuokmV4

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@WarpEngineer @elliottmatt Sorry for the late reply! I mean, it looks very pretty, sure. But at the same time, so much of my self identity is wrapped up in C. If I’m not a C guy, who would I be?

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I released a new track tonight! https://t.co/cYXQlEdaPD

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You know, it’s been…7? Years and a reread of @EvilHatOfficial ‘s Fate Core still impresses with sidebars describing what I consider the Essence of GMing.

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@gplowe92 I mean, you do have the option of simply feeding him at 4….

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@kenzdoug @gowave_g Agreed—any updates? This is a pretty serious problem for us.

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This weekend, I published a new track! This time I leaned a little harder into the lofi vibe, with distorted piano and a dash of vocal sampling from Scarlet Street (1945). Enjoy!

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@BanhammersWrath Those came out a lot lighter than I expected from the prior photo!

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April 30, 2021 came and went without anyone turning into a troll or ork. Once again, I find it disappointing that when compared to a dystopian future in which hypercorps run earth towards a burgeoning apocalypse, we are *still* the Worst Timeline.