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Home of the prestigious and shithouserous Alton Premier League Current Champ 🏆: @NoWahJ Current Chump💩: @TheMindOFKyle

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Today… is draft day.

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The @AltonPremier biggest draft value 📈 award goes to Ben White 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Timothy

The defenseman was drafted all the way back in round 8, but still amassed 182 points on the season. Snipe of a pick 🔫

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Your @AltonPremier biggest draft bust goes to Harry Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and @PetyrNickle

Unfortunately the all-star striker transferred to Bayern Munich before the season began, but was still drafted 1st round. Good grief! 🌀

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Your @AltonPremier Old👴🏻Fart💨 of the Year (32 years old+) goes to @KevinDeBruyne 🇧🇪 and @Zhorn12

Despite only playing in 18 Prem games, the Man City midfielder still scored 4 goals ⚽️ and registered 10 assists 🎯

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Your @AltonPremier Breakout Player of the Year goes to Anthony Gordon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Timothy

The pacey winger scored 11 goals ⚽️ and registered 10 assists 🎯 to breakout and become one of the Magpie’s most dependable forwards.

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Your @AltonPremier Goalkeeper of the Year 🧤award goes to Guglielmo Vicario 🇮�� and @caleb_mc5

The Italian 🤌🏼 made a staggering 110 saves while also keeping 7 clean sheets.

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Your @AltonPremier league Defender of the Year award goes to William Saliba 🇫🇷and @stephenboom8

The French Gunner played every single minute of Arsenal’s campaign and registered an impressive 18 clean sheets out of 38 games. 🧱

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Your Alton Premier League MVP award 🏆 goes to Ollie Watkins and @caleb_mc5

The Englishman scored 19 goals ⚽️, none of which were from PK’s, and also registered 13 assists 🎯 which led the league and also lead Villa to UCL qualification.

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Final standings of 2023/2024 season.

Noah 🥇
Caleb 🥈
Timothy 🥉
…
Kyle 💩

- Ernest Lemmingway takes 1st despite only being 3rd in total points.

- The Peebutts end up getting relegated in back to back seasons.

- Magpies take 4th spot on the last day.

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I miss when @AltonPremier would regularly update the public on how the managers were doing; who did/didn’t use the Noah anti-gg card, the dogfights between horn and Kyle, or the classical Caleb defeat because his opponent put up their highest score of the season

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Nothing the Dwyer brothers can’t do

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This angle of Patrick Bamford’s goal is ridiculous 🥵

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Here are the MVP’s midway through the season:

1st 🥇- Salah 🇪🇬
2nd 🥈 - Son 🇰🇷
3rd 🥉 - Watkins 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Roughly half way through the APL Fantasy season here is where we sit. Only one game separates the top 3. The race continues 🏇

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@PetyrNickle David Moyes? Is that you?

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7 days until the FPL draft. Sean Dyche is ready, are you?

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One more month ⏰😈

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Honorable mention goes to David Raya 🇪🇸 and @NoCaJoh

(So underrated there aren’t any GIF’s of Raya)

Taken at Round 13, Pick 6 for 166 points.

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The @AltonPremier biggest draft value 📈 award goes to @ivantoney24 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿and @caleb_mc5

The Brentford Bee amassed 20 goals in a stellar campaign for Tomas Frank. Toney was drafted at Round 6, Pick 3.

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Honorable mention goes to @Sonny7 🇰🇷 and @PetyrNickle

Taken at Round 1, Pick 3

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Your @AltonPremier biggest draft bust goes to @Cristiano 🇵🇹 and @Zhorn12

The iconic forward only scored 1 Premier league goal before leaving Man United/Horn FC in the winter for Saudi 💰. Ronaldo was taken at Round 1, Pick 9 for a total of 20 points.