AltResearch

Degen surfing the bull & the bear. Trying to navigate the hosepipe of news that is Twitter

[AltResearch @altSpread]

What if it’s true?

#bitcoin #ethereum #crypto #cryptocurrency

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌 BANANAZONE MILESTONE 🍌

we just crossed 1,000,000 predictions since going live on @solanamobile

one. million. clicks

appreciate every single one of you maniacs

🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌 week 1 was crazy 🍌

🍌 10,000 users 🍌
🍌🍌 338.9k trades placed 🍌🍌
🍌🍌🍌11.94k SOL put to work 🍌🍌🍌

all that practice… for what’s coming next 👀

🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp @solanamobile @solana This is like crack be better 🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌How to play BananaZone on @solanamobile 🍌

- 5 seconds to guess the value of @solana🍌

- double tap a square = place your banana trade

- if the line enters your square… you win

- if not… skill issue

it’s ALL free but the leaderboard and prizes are very real 🏆🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp @solanamobile @solana This is pumped

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

24 hours live 🍌🍌

100k + paper trades placed 🍌🍌🍌

top of the leaderboard already pushing 24+ SOL

keep climbing 🍌🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp @solanamobile @solana So lol

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌 @solanamobile ONLY LEADERBOARD IS LIVE 🍌

the gates are now open on free 2 play

day 1 leaderboard with real prizes across @solana 🏆

no strategy. no sleep. just unhinged button mashing for digital glory

🍌 open your seeker and go bananas 🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp Loving the 🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

introducing banana kernel 🍌

founder origin story (4/6)

kernel lives alone in the woods with high speed internet but zero supervision

this is the run-up to SKR season starting monday

🍌🍌🍌

*Chief Banana Peeler has fallen deep into an AI rabbit hole pumping out these origin vids

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp @solana @solanamobile @SOLYD_STORE @SuperteamUK 🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌🍌 IT’S SEEKER SZN AT BZ 🍌🍌

We’re going BIG on Seeker next week

-$SKR up for grabs 💰
-Win a Seeker phone 📱
-Merch (Solana and BZ) 🧢
-Balaclavas (for maximum degen energy)
-and more over the coming weeks 🍌

This isn’t a “log in and vibe” moment, this is a “no sleep, full grind, become leaderboard demon” arc

Lock in from Monday 🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp @solanamobile @solana 🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌🍌BananaZone is live on @solanamobile 🍌🍌

🍌 free 2 play (for now 👀)
🍌 day 1 leaderboards 🏅
🍌 prizes across @solana ecosystem 🏆

we built this for the degens

skill issue if you’re not top 100 by tomorrow 🍌🍌🍌 🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

@BananaZoneApp 🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

BananaZone exists because safe started beating interesting

Say hello to Chief Banana Punk 🧷🍌

Founder origin story...3/6 🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

🍌🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

BananaZone merch is earned

not bought

so yes,someone will be wearing it because they’re better than you

leaderboard only 🍌🍌🍌

[AltResearch @altSpread]

🍌🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

“Chief Banana Peeler” sounds like a joke

It isn’t 🍌

It’s the start of why BananaZone exists...and the start of our countdown to launch on @solanamobile

founder origin story... 1/6

🍌🍌🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

🍌 dapp store launch approaching 🍌

🍌🍌 buttons about to be pressed 🍌🍌

🍌🍌🍌 prizes to be won 🍌🍌🍌

...this is about to escalate real quick 🍌

[Banana Zone App @BananaZoneApp]

Chief Banana Peeler just pitched Arcade Finance to a room full of serious crypto builders

Serious slides

Serious infra

Then a man in a yellow balaclava explains

“what if trading felt like an arcade machine?”

🍌🍌🍌