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Picking up where we left off. Our international headquarters have moved! This is our new location.

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@MUGGER2023 @charlesmurray 💪

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@LukeGofannon @scatbug1 She's lookin' harsh. On th' pipe? Booze?

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@sjgiardini @nytimes Russ owns up to a youthful dalliance with Quakerism. He got wise, bolted.

But for a while, he was feeling his... oats.

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@MUGGER2023 @sjgiardini @nytimes @CrispinSartwell @lambchops1 Quakerphobia strikes deep. Into your life it will creep. But it's understandable. They're a thieving, filthy, odious lot. Look at their encampments! Huddled around campfires of burning inner tubes, BBQing rabid rats!

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@jpodhoretz One million dollars per hour.

Work one day, retire to sunny FLA!

You're welcome!

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@SpliceToday2022 "I’ve no idea if Tiger Beat still exists..."

Golly, Russ! Every school boy knows that Tiger Beat was published from 1965 to 2021. The magazine had a print edition that was sold at stores until 2018, continuing only online until it ceased publication.

SMH!

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@Steve_Sailer Ah! But they get a masochistic delight in being bent out of shape over a non-issue.

Neurotics. The only hope is... helicopters.

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Ann Sheridan and friend...

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@PhilipTerzian I'd like to see 47 tear the entire antiquated mess down and erect a gleaming TrumpTower™. One floor could be a state of the art casino, another a mega church, another a German beer hall, yet another a deluxe food court with McDonald's, Arby's, etc. And finally, a super-mall. 💪

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@Graft_Master Is that Chops on our left?

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@newcriterion @wesleyan_u I recall seeing this, or something very similar, at Wesleyan circa 1964, as a local kid.

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@MUGGER2023 @JAllen_NYC @davrola Hang in there, Curtis! You can do this! 💪

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@davrola @MUGGER2023 LOL

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@orthokotan Home and car radios all tuned to one: the regional classical station.

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@MUGGER2023 Fresh Air? NPR?!

Giardini's head *eXpL0DiNg*!!!

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1970 Miura #Lamborghini