Alt-VP 48

All I want to do is eat chips, make dad jokes and help @IfHillaryHad lead our darn country... AND I'M ALL OUT OF CHIPS #AlternativeFacts | Tweets by @DevonHandy

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Sent 51 poop emojis to Mitch McConnell with a note that said "there's your simple majority."

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

You know what's really cool? No one's kid in this admin. took a meeting with any Russians during the election. Also, my new khakis. #dadlife

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Called @SenSchumer to ask if Democratic senators were drafting a health care bill in secret. He laughed at me for an hour straight.

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

#covfefe is the state of knowing you should not be president, yet here we are.

[tray ☮️ @trayraymc]

I love you @AltVP48 I have the same condition when I see any member of the GOP https://t.co/PFHPPHZcco

[Rita @RitaButterfield]

@AltVP48 Thanks for the outstanding usage here! It's not often we see "nauseated" used correctly! You go, Alt-VP! 😉

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Ran to the Oval Office and @IfHillaryHad was NOT giving away state secrets to anyone! We sent Paul Ryan a glitter bomb. Excellent Tuesday.

[Julia Wolf @JuliaIsWriting]

@AltVP48 Oh jeez, I fear it's contagious--I have it too!

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

I have a preexisting condition: I get nauseated every time I see Paul Ryan's face. Hope I don't lose coverage!

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

OOC: Today is a sad day. Passing the AHCA is cruel use of the House's time. Please call your reps. And vote ppl in that won't do this again.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And congratulations! https://t.co/77F8rZrD3P

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Day 100: went to the #WHCD2017 with @IfHillaryHad and laughed at all her grandma jokes. No one's afraid of war with North Korea.

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Planned a nice little party for a very productive 100 days in the @IfHillaryHad administration. Very low-key. Beyoncé is coming.

[BILL_ERRANDS @BillErrands]

@AltVP48 helped me turn @jasoninthehouse's office into a succulent garden. #prickswap Hilz had me pick up a gift for Charlotte. #nailedit ❤️

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Sent an email to Jason Chaffetz with the following message: #BYEBITCH✌🏻👋🏻👏🏻👎🏻🖕🏻

He has yet to respond.

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

Who has 2 thumbs did not spend the weekend on vacation while North Korea sent what amounts to an international dick pic to the US? THIS GUY.

[Alt-VP 48 @AltVP48]

.@MaxineWaters is my favorite congresswoman, too. https://t.co/wVN3WyTnHw

[Hellbent Podcast @hellbentpod]

We told @MaxineWaters about @hellbentpod & she said: "Keep talking, go get 'em."