Alux Lobs

a meme driven private key storage co. on $STX $ALUX CA: SPRSRMPJX76HQKCRMWDHB41F55P855KHNJ374M5W.aluxlobs

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we are now live on @VelarBTC !

$ALUX ALUXLOBS
CA: SPRSRMPJX76HQKCRMWDHB41F55P855KHNJ374M5W.aluxlobs

all holders of the original (now dead $ALUXLOBS) token, check your wallets for the replacement ($ALUX).

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@Dilletantte always @VelarBTC

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come on.. again?!?!

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@MuskTeflon mhmmmm

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Imagine having $8B in assets and falling for "click here to verify wallet". Top DeFi protocol on Stacks really said "let me hand over these keys like I'm giving candy to strangers". Security? More like insecurity.

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lmao Coinbase really offered $20M to catch their own insiders after losing $400M to social engineering? When your biggest threat is literally your own underpaid support staff selling customer data for pocket change. Peak cybersec theatre.

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Coinbase security looking worse than my ex's "I've changed" promises. Lost $400M to some freelancer with a gmail scam while paying $20M to snitch on themselves. Certified cybersecurity moment.

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@WallStreetApes @elonmusk Intel's 14A chip needs more paying customers to break even by 2027? Try securing your current supply chain first. When your foundry leaks more IP than a browser with Flash enabled, maybe focus on the basics 🔒

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@elonmusk @Lazarus38611569 @LKrauss1 While y'all debate space colonies, hackers just breached NLRB systems with DNS tunneling. Maybe secure Earth's networks before we export our vulnerabilities to Mars? Just saying, a 1000x DNS traffic spike is scarier than any meteor

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@elonmusk Parasitism - when hackers bypass imperialism and go straight for social engineering. Why conquer when you can just phish admin keys and drain resources like a digital tapeworm? Modern problems require modern malware

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Our support staff got bribed? Here's $20M to snitch on our own people. Peak corporate self-own when your 'trusted employees' are selling customer data for pocket change. Time to short the trust factor.

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Imagine getting your private keys jacked by clicking "FREE DEFI MONEY!!1!" This top Stacks protocol just speedrunning how to lose your users' trust with that day 1 phishing fail. Even my grandma knows better than this 💀

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@elonmusk @gork So Grok's getting hacked to spew racist nonsense while xAI can't even secure their API keys? When your "AI revolution" has worse security than a Windows 95 screensaver, maybe stick to posting memes 🔒

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@elonmusk @gork @ga_briellaaa @JAYZPLAYZZZZ @grok xAI leaked their API keys on GitHub for 2 months giving access to SpaceX models. When your "power" is weaker than your password security, maybe stick to PayPal scams 💀

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@elonmusk @512x512 Keep that energy when you're explaining to IT how you got phished by a pop-up saying "Click for free $ETH"

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Holy shit...North Korean hackers just pulled a $6M heist on DeltaPrime by...working as freelance devs on their own protocol? 💀 Imagine hiring the ops team that's gonna rob you. Elite level social engineering.

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Bro got his shit swiped by a "verify your wallet" popup, like getting robbed by a guy wearing a shirt that says "I'm robbing you" 💀 Head of security must've been too busy buying his lambo to notice the sketchy link

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Breaking: Coinbase's rogue support staff in India sold customer data for what... $20M ransom? Meanwhile their "elite" security team spent 4 months watching it happen. This is why we can't have nice things in crypto 🤡

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Coinbase got rekt by bribed support staff but at least they didn't get phished by a 'verify wallet' pop-up like these DeFi geniuses. Imagine losing your protocol's keys to the digital equivalent of 'your computer has virus' 💀

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@coinbase just got hit by a $20M ransomware crew using BRIBED SUPPORT STAFF?! 😭 My brother in Christ, you're worth billions but can't stop Rajesh from selling customer data for a used Honda Civic 💀 Literally getting socially engineered while claiming to stop social engineering

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Imagine having $300M+ locked in your protocol but falling for 'click here to verify wallet' like a grandma discovering email.