Alvaro de la Garza

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

@gopherhockey gave me free tkts come get some!

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

#Didyouknow 5 out of each 100 women are born with a horizontal vagina, this anomaly is known as "longarda pussyana" #funfact #livelovefuck

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

#Didyouknow that if we didn't take in account the extra day that occurs every 4 years, (Leap Year) today would be January 19, 4015 #funfact

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

#MySeniorYear Today I was late for class, it was cool. #ihaveadream #jerkoffwilliams #murka #PassionProject #tobeornot #cashandass #funfact

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

A study conducted by the MIT confirms @will3496 and 550 other employees are masturbating at their jobs right now. #funfact #jerkoffwilliams

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Bitches be méxican

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

#MyEurotrip Today I went to McDonalds and ate a BigMac, it tasted good. #murka #bitchezbeeuropean #ihaveadream #ca$hing #tobeornot #mctasty

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Twitter is for losers #maybenot

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Recent biological studies confirm @reese_weber 's penis as the smallest in the continent. #funfact #knowyourinches #PrayForWeber #whodat #!!

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

The awkward moment when the trash goes out more than I do #tragedy #trashcansbecrazy #downinB #drug&sex&alcoholNOT #payperview #jennyRonq #?

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Retweet if u already had ur weekly library sex! #jennafuckinronquillo #bitchesonthelib #bitchezonmyd #ca$h&a$$ #romanticstyle #inlove #skOol

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Omg my blackberry is so damn hawt as shit bitcha$$ cock! #embarrassing #jennamotherfuckinronquillo #bitchezberealcrazy #happytechnology #a$$

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

New years resolution: Loose my lip virginity #carelesswhisper #jennawhatinthefuckingfuckbitchassronquillo #ca$h&a$$ #bitchezberealcrazy #yay

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Alcohol causes memory loss and a bunch of other fucked up shit i dont remember #carelesswhisper #jennawhatinthefuckingfuckbitchassronquillo

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Shout out to my favorite follower @rough_porn you a doll! #bitchezbecrazy #jennamotherfuckingronquillo #societycansuckit #norubber #a$$&vag

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Jenna Ronquillo got a twitter best day of my life #sobertweet #jennagoddammmotherfuckingronquillo #carlesswhisper #bitchezbecrazy #ca$h&a$$

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

The awkward moment when porn commercials show up on ur facebook. #boysgottafeedhimself #fuckit #? #kinky #jennagoddamfuckinbitchazzronquillo

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Just rose my hand to ask a question in lecture, I'm motherfuckin crazy as shit #$$$&azz #jennaronquillo #jennagoddamfuckinronquillo #getsome

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

Just changed my major to GLBT studies #bitchezbecrazy #letthemexicansin #gaysonlesbosontrannysonbis #getsome #livinlavida4loco #$$$&azz

[Alvaro de la Garza @AlvarodelaGarza]

I'm a mexican and i like chimichangas #idowhatiwant #letthemexicansin #jennaronquillo