Blake Alvey

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@SarahGoffinet Sarah don't get your jokes from the mongoloids on Reddit. Those people are awful. I know this because I'm one of them.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@McLovinLuke lol my boy Bernie crosses them party lines

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@SarahGoffinet ...

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

So who wants to fucking kill it and go to breakfast club with me tmr? #KoK

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@gould7878 Breakfast pizza has to have crack in it.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@gould7878 Because they're wrong.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@SarahGoffinet @hendersonlee12 I'm stealing that cat.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@JimiMendez @Darianallen12 Yous a bitch

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@JimiMendez @Darianallen12 Sorry I just got done with a session from the day you had this. The answer is I'm not a bitch.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@Darianallen12 So much freedom http://t.co/WGnom53ap7

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@Darianallen12 https://t.co/nck2n2hfAc

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@GeorgeRRMartin_ http://t.co/Tl8Iz5Ina1

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@rachelwoznicki yes

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

Boops boops in a bucket. (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting). Boops boops http://t.co/6jGRpiLIPy

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

Who the hell is in btown I got tequila, margarita mix, and a blender and I need some more people to take t down with me.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

Some people have moving trucks outside the dorms...I lived in one of those rooms and there is no way you had that much crap in there.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

@JTSims93 @Capitan_Rabia Shut up Tyler

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

Just got to watch a special early release of Neighbors at the IMU. Funniest movie I've seen in years.

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

Dat little five!

[Blake Alvey @Alvey_Blake]

At a movie premier of an important Italian director in a t-shirt and shorts. So classy.