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[Aaaalvssss @AlviSpV]

@josefajardof @Somhiseremfcb Jajjajajaja y se da el lujazo

[El Virtual @toolyshine]

el dia q descubri el R3 fue una locura pude pasarme el juego d madagascar

[javi⭐️⭐️ @javipucela_]

“Papá, como fue aquella jornada Multichampions del 28 de enero de 2026?”

[Àlex @BlasterAlex]

DON 2026:

- GANAMOS EN CORNELLÀ
- HUMILLAMOS AL BILBAO
- GANAMOS LA FINAL DE LA SUPERCOPA AL MADRID
- ECHAN A XABI PARA PONER A ARBELOA
- EL ALBACETE LES ELIMINA EN COPA AL DÍA SIGUIENTE

[Manu. @GxlDePaulinho]

No me comparéis ir en la delantera con Sergiño Dest, Luuk de Jong, Ferran Jutglà e Ilias Akhomach a ir con Mbappé, Vinicius, Rodrygo y Bellingham cabrones qjsjwjsjsjsjsjsjsjs

[Radio Barça @RadioFCB]

Mi vida desde ese momento:

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

The dopamine of scrolling through the TL after your club wins a trophy

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

A man can be deeply in love with you and still walk away without looking back. Why? Because to a sensible man, peace is more valuable than love.
People hate hearing this. They want to believe that if a man loves you, he will endure your chaos forever. That is a lie.

Take the story of David and Simi.
David was a perfect definition of real man.

He was the kind of man who did not just date you, he upgraded you. When he met Simi, she was struggling with her final year project and battling depression. David stepped in. He paid for the research, he stayed up nights proofreading her work, and he got her a job at his friend’s firm after graduation.

David loved Simi with a quiet, intense fire and was planning to propose in April.
But Simi had a problem. Simi believed that a peaceful relationship was boring. She grew up watching toxic movies where passion meant fighting, screaming, and breaking things, only to have makeup sex later. To Simi, David’s calmness looked like weakness.

She started testing him. She would pick fights just to see if he would yell. She would threaten to break up just to see if he would beg. Every time she acted crazy, David would calmly apologize, hold her, and reassure her. She told her friends she had him wrapped around her finger and he could not leave her because he loved her too much.

It happened on the night of David’s biggest career achievement. He was receiving an award at a gala in Victoria Island. All his investors were there. David asked Simi to be ready by 6 PM. Simi decided to test him again. She wanted to see if he would wait for her. She did not start dressing until 7 PM. She ignored his calls. When David finally came to pick her up, he was sweating, anxious, and late.
Instead of apologizing, Simi flared up. She asked him why he was rushing her and if the award was more important than her. She screamed that if he wanted to go, he should go. She expected him to beg. She expected him to say No baby, you are my world.

Instead, David looked at the time. He looked at her, sitting on the bed in her robe, scrolling on TikTok while he stood in his tuxedo. The light in his eyes went out. He wanted to argue but paused and He simply said Okay.

He turned around, walked out of the apartment he paid for, got in his car, and drove to the gala alone.
Simi was shocked. She called him 50 times that night. No answer. She sent texts saying she hated him, then she sent texts saying she was leaving, then she sent texts saying she was sorry. Silence.

The next morning, she woke up to a credit alert. David had sent her two million naira. The narration on the transfer readforr your rent and upkeep. Take care of yourself. She rushed to his house, but the gatekeeper told her Oga had traveled. She called his friends, and they told her to let him go.
Simi spent six months waiting for him to come back. She told everyone he loved her and he would come back because they had a bond. But this time, David was done.

One year later, Simi saw pictures of David’s wedding on Instagram. He married a lady who was not as pretty as Simi. She was not as fashionable. But in every picture, David looked rested. He looked like a man who could finally sleep with both eyes closed.
Simi fell to her knees in her room. She realized too late that she had treated a husband like a fan. She thought his endurance was infinite. She did not know that a man’s tolerance has a breaking point, and once it snaps, not even God can glue it back together.
Do not mistake a man’s patience for stupidity.

[Ronci @ElRonceroDelFCB]

JOAN GARCIA TRANQUILO TÍO QUE SOLO ES TU EX EQUIPO

[Aaaalvssss @AlviSpV]

@soffiiaco Cuando pelea Mazza?

[Caro @kadito_sg]

nunca salieron con alguien explotado laboralmente

[Jordi Maquiavello @JMaquiavello]

Es increíble, es Vincent Finch.

[Natalia Álvarez @Natalia_Who]

No han exagerado ni lo más mínimo

[madridblaugrana @madridblaugrana]

🚨🚨 ESCANDALAZO MUNDIAL🚨🚨

💥 Javier Tebas :

🔥"Con el VAR hubo un ANTES y un DESPUES de la llamada de Florentino Perez a Rubiales. Aquella llamada GENERO un PROBLEMA que se va arrastrando”

💣BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

@Tebasjavier
@LuisRubiales_17

[Lexa @Alexaxfcb]

Le hablaré a mis nietos sobre la temporada 24/25 del Barça

[Brouston @Giijonx]

con lo bonito que era el nombre de Lucia y va y se pone este

que raro

[Aaaalvssss @AlviSpV]

Este tuit aunque sea del subnormal de ceciarmy y robado, me es bastante gracioso porque me llamo Álvaro Martínez López

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

La mayor salvada de la historia