︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸

21 year old fuckwad, 3 time gungeon hitless run winner, top 5K in Luftrausers w/ Stalker
Artist of debatable quality (all works can be found on strawpage)

[Sapphire Spider @Armacheddnova]

The greasiest smelliest neckbeard you know just shat their pants in joy

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

@nicobow 3 and 4 will take a while; I’ve still never had either of those happen after 500 hours 😭
The NPC on floor 3.5 just requires you having mimic tooth before entering it so that’s not hard
Does this mean you’ve seen all other NPCS like the witches and monster Manuel?

[Synner 🌂🫐 ACGGOODS!! @syn0dicOsmosis]

If you genuinely like gameoverse I do think less of you as a person

[Lin Biao's ghost @TneinSpines]

Why Hila start a fight with her husband instead of compromisng with a two-bed solution?

[… @Psuedoaliaus]

@NitroDAWolfie @EvilGlunkinator Hated it since day 1 thank god others agree

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

@MugiwaraYuma @EvilGlunkinator

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

@Ultr0n20 @truestbardock

[SerLava (TsarCraft II: Wings of Liberals) @SerLava_gaming]

@ChiefLouie1st

[Drift @DriftNoneOther]

We’re really about to get the worst season of all time

[Hetprof #1 opposite gender kisser @Methprof]

Men when you criticize their show that had literally 0 cultural relevance outside of porn and realistic depiction of a panic attack

[glunk @glunkinator]

I knew epic was going all in on AI, but this is just too far

[movie name @MatthewRey85072]

KASANE TETO x FORTNITE OFFICIAL TRAILER

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

@Saint_Alanah So they’ve mentioned in the few dev comments they gave a month after the trailer that it will not affect gameplay; it’s solely an art style change (but I do share some concerns about its quality)
It’s also more clear it’s like OG ETG in the other SINGLE snippet we saw in April

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

@Saint_Alanah Worst part is during the reveal the US Nintendo direct had it fucking FREEZE during the ENTIRE DURATION LENGTH before actually seeing gungeon 2 which contributed to not a lot of ppl knowing about it further

[Beez99 @_beez99_]

what am i doing
#deltarune #SouthPark

[Unav @unavailities]

Son if you get good grades this semester Gigachad will let you ride on his Gigafly

[︎Certified Mess 🇵🇸 @AlwaysAWreck]

The lord has blessed me with people finally recognizing this “”””””song”””””” as the dogshit that it is
Genuinely ear piercing and revolting to listen to it was AGONY to hear people pretend this was “”””””music””””” worth listening to

[Evil Glunk @EvilGlunkinator]

Is this what Teto fans are going crazy about?? This song is ASS

[Evil Glunk @EvilGlunkinator]

Is this what Teto fans are going crazy about?? This song is ASS