Christopher Robin ™

B.A. Chemistry from the College of Wooster '17. Keeper/chaser for Quidditch Club Boston. Officially The Most Moist™. Daisy Main in SSBM. He/Him/His

[Christopher Robin ™ @AlwaysBeMoist]

We did not throw away our shot. #ThanksObama #444ever

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Not bad for a running back 😏🔥

[NFL @NFL]

it's time.

[Major League Quadball @MLQuadball]

MLQ Virtual returns this month to a screen near you and, this time, anyone can compete.

If you're interested in playing and want to help us select the games that will be featured, fill out our interest form.

✏️ https://t.co/w2acdaGpRI

[nicolle 🇭🇳🍅 @itnicolle]

i hope the anonymous person who sent this postcard is aware of beautiful it is

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

Unlike the former guy, President Biden and First Lady Biden radiate happiness and positive energy. Merry Christmas Biden fans.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Hard to blame the committee too much, there's only so much you can do where there are 3 undefeated P5 teams and only 4 playoff spots.

[space dobby @justdobber]

we have now lived through a year where the highest rated blockbusters of the year are a biopic and big lizard we are recovering as a society

[Big Rach @googleymoogley]

I love when SVU recycles actors years later as if I won’t know this is the same woman who put a child in an igloo cooler and set it sail on the Hudson in 1999

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Apple slices with peanut butter are so delicious. Why is this never offered in adult environments? Like instead of just sliders & fried brussel sprouts I would like a plate of various apples and nut butters for happy hour.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

SF 42 - 19 PHI
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 3 times before, most recently on September 11, 2005.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

NFL playoff seeding: Win-loss record, then head to head matchup, then divisional record, then strength of schedule. Clear and concise.

CFB playoff seeding: Ṭ̷̆H̸̡̾͋E̸̖͉̊̒ ̷͕͊͘S̶̰̄̋H̸̨̒A̷̬͙̎̌Ḏ̷̣̈́͊Ò̶͇̮W̴̱̉ ̶͍͂ͅC̸̢̕O̴̳̚U̵͕͖̇N̷͙̐̆C̷͓͗̾Ị̶̦̋L̴̞̓ DECIDES

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

ATL 13 - 8 NYJ
Final

No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before, most recently on September 25, 2011.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The Wendy's social media manager who began tweeting as if the brand was a person

[gabe @allgarbled]

one of my worst fears is somebody telling me we don’t need to eat because there is going to be “food” at a party, and then we show up and it’s actually a block of brie and 10 slices of salami

[🍉LoZza🍉 @CocoaFox023]

If paying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing

Just saying

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

MIA 45 - 15 WSH
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1082nd unique final score in NFL history.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

George Santos has been expelled. If they can do this to a college volleyball star, world famous Brazilian journalist, successful NYC financier and noted producer of the Spider Man musical, what hope is there for we mere mortals?