I ran a script to replace every instance of 'whale' in Moby Dick with the word 'lesbian', and I have to tell you, Captain Ahab does not come out of it well
seal videos always look like they’re just sopping wet freaks with no clue what’s going on, sea lions are always screaming and dancing, and then walruses kinda just walk around and chill like they’re normal guys
every passage is like "hitler demanded 50000 planes to be made in one year. albert speer swore he would make a hundred thousand planes instead. by using slave labor and at the expense of everything else they made 23469 planes. in that same time the allies made 250 billion planes"