Dan Green

English Literature grad. Hospo and Events. Craft beer, festivals, vinyl, dogs and books.
@bigsmokebrew
Certified Cicerone®️

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

No one:

Every Arctic Monkeys song for the last 5 years:

[Dave Masterman @Masterman]

War On Drugs are a proper ‘5pm on a Saturday with your first red wine of the evening’ kind of band aren’t they.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

I'd have listened to every one of these bands. Especially We're From Spain.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

Note to self: Don't forget to wake up the guy from Green Day today.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@thatdarylsmith Wedding night...

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Pls share to stop confusion.

THERE IS NO £2,500 CAP ON ENERGY BILLS.

Instead the new 1 Oct guarantee, like the old caps, limits
- Daily charge (28p gas, 46p elec)
- & Unit rates (10p/kWh gas, 34p/kWh elec)

So use more, pay more. £2,500 is just what someone with avg use'd pay

[Crystal Palace Dinos @cpdinosaurs]

Rude.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@thatdarylsmith Someone on Twitter described the BBC news coverage as MournHub and it is one of the best things I've heard.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@grainbrewery Love it. We're always looking for new options so breweries making them now I think are ahead of the curve and should be applauded!

Think we might be a bit far way to purchase, but hope it sells well!

[Beckenham Recs @BeckenhamRecs]

🎉GIVEAWAY ALERT🎉

Hey look at all you lovely people, there’s over 1200 of you! I think that means I should give away 2 more tickets to see @EdGambleComedy on tour this fall in the city of your choice!

RT this to enter and for a bonus entry, DM me what Ed’s newest tattoo is 🤘🏻

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@tuggers1759 @katie__arabella @LCBFestival You have to sing it to the tune of 'Senorita' by Justin Timberlake

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

Someone get Liz a flannel...

[Will @willglloyd]

Oh. My. God. #battleforno10

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@likethemurphys @bigsmokebrew 👍

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@DonzokoBeer 100%

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@thatdarylsmith @BrandSanderson Outrageous. Call it off.

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

Come get some!

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

Abso-fucking-lutely

[Dan Green @AlwaysDanGreen]

@ToastAle Butter Side Up