Black Pearl

“I’m too young to be old and too old to be young.”

[Black Pearl @AlwaysHaveTime]

My face when I continue to procrastinate but still finish on time.

#BETAwards2019

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[jade @obscurieta]

opinião woke do dia: se você é favor do aborto você precisa ser em todo caso e ponto final, não existe isso de a favor mas depende

toda mulher deveria ter direito ao aborto independentemente de qual seja o motivo, pois é o corpo e autonomia delas.

[Blonde Emergency MD 🇵🇸 @blondemedSJW]

A lot of these people saying “I would adopt a Down Syndrome baby in a heartbeat” would not last a day taking care of a severely physically and intellectually disabled adult.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Peabo Bryson, singer-songwriter behind ‘Beauty and the Beast’ and ‘A Whole New World,’ has died at the age of 75.

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[La Insolenta @LaInsolenta]

NUNCA EN MI VIDA DE LA BILLONADA DE VECES Q HE VISTO ESTE VIDEO ME HABIA DADO CUENTA DE QUE APLAUDIAN DORSO DE LAS MANOSSSSS

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

THE MOMENT WEMBY REALIZED HE'S GOING TO THE NBA FINALS 🔥

[Black Pearl @AlwaysHaveTime]

I was going to agree until I saw the candy corn comment

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Lumi @Lumivibes_]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

JUST IN: Martina McBride announces she will NOT perform at the Trump Freedom 250 event, saying she was misled — echoing claims made by several other artists who were listed as participants.

[୨ৎ @feralballads]

don’t use ai to write. use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A salary increase of 2-4% is NOT considered a raise.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m trying to figure out how we went from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building AI pollution factories in every city.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pope Leo XIV on AI:

“Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word [disarmed] is strong I know, but deliberately chosen because this moment needs words capable of attracting attention, awakening consciences, and indicating paths forward for humanity.”

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs