Alxcr

I know that you think you sound silly when you call my name. || views are my own.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

get your fucking ass up and work

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

Scenes from the most beautiful part of the human body 🤩

[Luro Pomito @puro_lomito_]

*Bad bunny sale pelón en un vídeo*
Todos: vuelve el rey del trap🔥🔥
Bad bunny el viernes:

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

DAS IT!!!!

[Adriana E Prosperini @prosperinia]

Me puse a probar la IA que traduce los videos a otros idiomas y creo que ya hice mi aporte a la humanidad

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

no sé pero yo leí “chavez”

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

sapo tetón

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

my autocorrect just changed “venezuela” to “babe exilia”. kind of makes sense ngl.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

@Ernest_Alejo leí MADRID & CHÚPALO.

[María Corina Machado @MariaCorinaYA]

Yo siempre estoy conectada.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

acabo de recordar que chiabe decía “pitiyanqui(s)”— “pitiyanquis, go home!!”

ahí les fue este throwback thursday.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

“he’s old, he has an active facebook account”

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

in search of sugar daddy willing to donate me all Bottega Veneta Winter 23. thanks.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

honestly, @SeatGeek is also part of the problem

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

not in this economy.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

i went to post a picture on @instagram and was asked to fill out a tax form

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

oh i’m sorry but if the version of Calling You you’re about to play is not @cos1ma’s, i don’t want to listen to it

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

the next #WhiteLotus guest we need– but pls don’t kill her

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

nyc will be a better city when yellow cab drivers start using GPS for more efficient driving and route optimization.

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

at least i’m not even considering getting an AI generated selfie

[Alxcr @Alxcr]

i love this for you! @wnrstweets