Floyd

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

@tacodeli I think i left my purse at your North Lamar location today during the lunch rush. Please let me know if you found it thanks!

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

To the kid who called the police because the “grinch stole Christmas,” you are my Christmas hero. 🎄

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

"What's that noise?" - Just the VHS rewinding itself after the end of the movie. #90sbaby

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

I hate when people cheer for a college team when they never even went there... Seriously #bandwagon

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

@pterrys I literally ordered veggie burger with no lettuce and got this 😑

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

One legitimate way to get out of work fast... eat something you are allergic to for breakfast. #monday

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

@jackintheboxbox I don't trust her one bit 😂 she can be feisty

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

@carolineAstory Haha not weird at all! Someone told me I looked like her be other day..

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

Internet famous now. #oops

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

Someone bring me tacos 🌮🌮

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

You're sketchier than a 2 am waffle house

[1iota @1iota]

Happy #NationalDrinkWineDay! 🍷

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

T-24 hours until Vegas 🎉 #vegasbound Ready to get into some trouble

[Aggie Gossip @AggieGossip]

In a complete surprise Coach Sumlin announces freshman walk on Ronnie Flanziel will be next years starting QB.

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

That auburn catch though! 😳 #Auburnvsalabama

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

Touché to my coworkers for pranking me today. Two can play at this game. #HappyHalloween

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

Win a pair of 3-day passes to @funfunfunfest from @Austin_Monthly. I just entered here! http://t.co/SOlAMiN7Ko

[Tyler Reiley @TylerReiley]

#TCU15 would be my new Howdy password but the site says its too weak...

[Floyd @Alyfloyd]

@afabian111 @bbrooke1 @usweekly Can't wait for this show! 😱