Alyssa Maneval

Runner, toddler mom, binge watcher

[Percy Jackson @PercySeries]

🔱 12.20.2023 🔱

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

@TheSansaSnark I only have one and I can’t get him to look. I absolutely would never even try with two.

[United Church of Christ @UnitedChurch]

Trans Day of Remembrance is for honoring trans & nonbinary folks whose lives were lost due to hatred and violence.

And we woke up to learn that 5 + people were killed, 18 injured in a mass shooting at an LGBTQ club in Colorado Springs.

https://t.co/X2eCeiGMzC

#TDOR #DisarmHate

[O.O. Sangoyomi @OOSangoyomi]

if twitter really is dying, my confession is that i never noticed the comma in that one pride and prejudice quote, so up until recently i always read it as "you have bewitched me body and me soul" in a leprachaun voice and i never understood how people found that romantic

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

If twitter shuts down I think you all should know that I don't even work for AriZona. Someone just left this account logged into a Macbook at the Apple Store in Queens and I've been using it ever since

[Percy Jackson @PercySeries]

An announcement as 🔥 as the River Phlegethon. Welcome to #PercyJackson and the Olympians!

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Every gift guide for men is like:
-whiskey stones
-beard oil
-personalized grilling accessory
-Jonathan Franzen novel
-beer of the month club
-novelty socks
-leather weekend bag
-bluetooth speaker

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Promise me you’ll still buy MoonPies even if this app shuts down promise me

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

It’s writing like this that makes me love ⁦@jenniferweiner⁩ so much

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

So ⁦@nytimes⁩ has just been emailing me 101 times in the past half hour or so, telling me to finish setting up my account. I didn’t start, but thanks for thinking of me so frequently I guess.

[Evan Wheaton @EvanWheaton]

Eleven innings in, the scoreboard is more of a theory at this point.

#LLWS

[alina @alittlebitalina]

they probably have a friend sitting somewhere in the house waiting for the family to finish lunch #Swedengate

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

@toadyrose Those two soundtracks are probably my most played. That’s so awesome for you!

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

I just received a notification that my monthly student loans payment will be going up more than $100 next month. I have less than a year until my loans are paid off. Shouldn’t my payments be going down? 🙄

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

@OliviaJRoweee I got so mad. Finally got it on the last try.

[юля 🇺🇦 @yuliemini]

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?

[United Church of Christ @UnitedChurch]

💙💗🤍💗💙

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

@toadyrose @TheSansaSnark @MikeManeval I returned to Twitter just to be part of this memory.

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

Some things never change. New Hampshire family members experienced the thrill of sliding down the hill on cardboard before the California-New Hampshire game. #llws2021 #llws #littleleagueworldseries

[Alyssa Maneval @AlyManeval]

I’m not mad at @panerabread employees for my food not being ready 20 minutes after the app said it would be. Being short staffed isn’t their fault. But #Panera needs to update the app so it can accurately tell people how far their orders are behind.