Alysandra

(s)Crunchy Mama🌳 and Dog Mama 🐕

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

We need to raise at least $6,000 to be able to continue this upcoming year. We’ve rescues over 300 dogs this year alone that faced euthanasia. Please spread the word and donate through https://t.co/AU6ZFrPri2 or our Facebook

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[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

@FortniteStatus Will you also be fixing the matchmaking errors?

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Feeling like I’m drowning in this postpartum funk.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Moving houses when you have a month left of pregnancy ain’t for the weak 😮‍💨

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Not my mother thinking I’d want to fly and travel to Cancun at 34/35 weeks pregnant 😶‍🌫️

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I keep re watching the video I took of the one bull rider who got knocked out. My heart hurts so much for him.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Who needs a time machine when you have #BabyPeek? Ready to fast-forward and see which traits our little one will get from us. The suspense is real! 😄👶 #BabyPeekReveal

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Being a single mom for 2 days while Doug works out of town is rough 😮‍💨 especially when the toddler is absolutely feral 😭

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I’m going from boy mom to mom of both and I’m lowkey sad. I thought I was going to be a boy mom forever 😭

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I lost my grandma back on 1/28/18
My uncle (her brother on 2/2/24
And now my aunt (her sister) 2/12/24.

I know grief comes in stages but this is too much. Especially with losing my aunt and uncle so close together.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I love being able to go all out for Huddy’s class gifts for different holidays 🥹

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I don’t have the same excitement I did when I was pregnant with Huddy. I think it’s bc I can’t imagine sharing my love to another human I’ve created, and that just shatters my heart.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

My pregnancy with Huddy was rainbows and unicorns. No symptoms, no pain/discomfort until the day I went to the Hospital, it was great.

This pregnancy has me exhausted, nauseated, uncomfortable, etc. and I’m only 11weeks in. Rip to me as we progress.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Such a bittersweet feeling hearing baby’s heartbeat today. Like my boy is going to be a big brother 😭

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

These terrible twos are no joke. My sweet boy went from rarely screaming to a pterodactyl over night 😭😭😭

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

My boy is 2. TWO. How did time fly by so fast? 🥺😭

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Apologizing to everyone for whatever comes out of my unfiltered mouth for the next 9 months. Don’t take it personal, or do… idc 🫥

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

This nausea is no freakin joke.

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

We made a rule last year that whatever family told us plans first for the upcoming holiday then that’s where we’d spend it. I now get to spend thanksgiving eating unseasoned white people food at my in laws 😭😭😭 hope my moms fam or my dads fam save a plate for me 🥲🥲

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

I had to take Huddy to the clinic to get tested for flu/strep/covid in order for him to return back to school and he kept telling the nurse that was swabbing him “all done all done” 😭 my mama heart 🥺

[Alysandra @AlysandraO]

Did I just find my brother in laws mistresses baby registry? Yes.

Did I purchase something off it for them? Also a yes.