Alysha87

str8 man eater, beware! professional model!

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I'm glad the icy hot patches helped my back. I'm ready to get back to the gym, omg.

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Ooh, Horizon!

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Oh good not VR exclusive. I can play Resident Evil VII on a regular person income

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Real talk tho. I wear glasses so much like 3D movies, I don't want to put glasses over my glasses.

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are those scars or did someone smack that ass intensely...

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THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT, HEATHER.

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I literally have to compose work emails for my Mom because she doesn't "get it".

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IDK I'm in a bad mood.

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10 to Happy

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Do you have amazing gigantic pickles available at gas stations in your state?

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LOVE that map as illidan :P

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BETCH, PLS.

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. got pickle juice on my iPad.

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HOW IT FEELS TO BE ALONE AND NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING

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I went to Listening Post Bravo and MacCready randomly started acting like he's handcuffed?

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G'night, beebz. <3

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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I've been awake for less than 30 minutes and I'm already annoyed. World record?

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don't even talk to me if you hate Sarah Kerrigan

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Samara decided to take a nice, fresh poop on the hall rug while we were at the store. AND THEN BEEFY STEPPED IN IT.