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livin'

[lyssa @AlyssaBurchett]

@m_swizzle24 Noooo

[lyssa @AlyssaBurchett]

@coldmarblez I can’t believe you called me a motherfucker 😂😂

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Honestly I’m just upset I paid full price for my upcoming cruise which is now going for $199

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Tonight at dinner we realized 3/4 of us have never been to Vegas. So guess who booked a room on the strip and is now making the 4 hour drive to spend the night in Vegas 🤷‍♀️

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@maci_christine 😏

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Last night I ordered a drink and the bartender deadass goes “ok that’ll be $7 or you can show me your butthole” and I just didn’t realize that us girls have so many wonderful opportunities for free drinks

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@Lyssakei @coldmarblez 😂😂

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Which chicken wing is better

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& grape flavored things taste like the color purple

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@Christine_N22 Haha the way she calls him kitty just melts my heart

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Sully saying goodbye to Boo in Monsters Inc hits HARD 😭

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I would just like to apologize, on behalf of drunk Alyssa, to anyone that saw me out last night

[lyssa @AlyssaBurchett]

@EstepChloe 😂😂 well why isn’t there a lime emoji

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Are all dogs puppies?

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Officially hot apple cider season

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Need a sleepcation

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@MichallaMoon That too!!

[lyssa @AlyssaBurchett]

Ever just riding in the car with your arm hanging out the window but then have to quickly pull it back in bc you get flash thoughts of your arm being traumatically amputated or is that just the trauma nurse in me