Alyssa Evans

hello all, I say things I probably shouldn’t on here.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

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Tik tok do not put when I send a video to somebody “hey you need to check this tik tok out!”

Don’t be weird. They are already rolling their eyes once they get it.

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Omg. The best

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

no one:

me: i was gonna say something but i forgot

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Sour Patch Kids: first their sour, then their sweet, then if you eat enough that rip the skin off your tongue.

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Y’all can’t tell me Nanny Fine wasn’t the baddest B in the game 💄 #goals https://t.co/OM6TmgJ0hE

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Okay but did anyone know that 1 chick fil a sauce packet is 140 calories?

Disrespectful.

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I’m honestly astonished at how loud my music can get in the mornings

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If you aren’t watching Yellowstone what the heck are you watching honestly

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Happy Fourth of July Terry 🇺🇸💥

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When she said “buying clothes locally” a whole other type of budget

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Where do I purchase patience?

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Bob? Doug? Y’all got any room in the back?

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If it took care of my body like I did my skin care... I’d be worried for the other girls. But here we are

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If you are going to just text back “yea”, don’t text me back.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN you do not have to social distance in the drive thru. PULL UP!

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I’ve got on white jeans and winged liner right now. I feel like I’m going to prom.

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I laid out in my back yard today & got a massive sunburn. But isn’t it like an accomplishing feeling when you get burnt knowing it’s going to turn into a tan? Or is that just a pale person with freckles kind of thing? ☀️

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John B. And JJ can come ruin my life

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Sheridan must be protected. #TheBachelorLTYH