alyssa

wing it with confidence

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Murdering people and kidnapping children is far worse than illegal immigration

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

My Spotify wrapped this year:

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

Most streamed artist on Spotify each month in 2024:

January: Taylor Swift
February: Taylor Swift
March: Taylor Swift
April: Taylor Swift
May: Taylor Swift
June: Taylor Swift
July: Taylor Swift
August: Taylor Swift
September: Taylor Swift
October: Taylor Swift

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The most powerful message to young men in the entire campaign

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I know some Dems are in knots over what to say right now, but I do think it's pretty straightforward:

We should oppose political violence in all its forms, whoever it comes from, whoever it targets.

We should oppose leaders who condone political violence.

We should oppose leaders who encourage political violence.

We should oppose leaders who amplify their supporters’ calls for political violence.

We should oppose leaders who say that our military and law enforcement should be able to shoot political protesters, or people who may have illegally crossed our border, or people who are merely suspected of breaking the law.

We should oppose leaders who’ve sent their armed supporters to scare our political representatives into throwing away our votes.

We should oppose leaders who’ve refused to stop political violence even when begged to do so by their own supporters.

We should oppose leaders who say that their supporters who've been convicted of committing political violence should be pardoned.

We should oppose these leaders because democracy can't survive if political violence becomes acceptable, and the only acceptable way to oppose these leaders is by persuading people to vote against them.

[Cybertruck @cybertruck]

Road to Cybertruck | Baja

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@moribell @netflix I was RUINED after this show!

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

love that this app is the primary way I found out what my boyfriend gets up to at work every day 😅

[Tesla @Tesla]

Desert power

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Apple slices with peanut butter are so delicious. Why is this never offered in adult environments? Like instead of just sliders & fried brussel sprouts I would like a plate of various apples and nut butters for happy hour.

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@moribell @_fournette Happy birthday!! 🥳

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

(girlies only) if you’re drunk & you can only do *one* thing before bed, which are you doing:

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

nobody is doing it like him

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@heyitsmejessb this is my nightmare. There is no infestation worse than ants— and this is coming from someone who had rats

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

Do I really want a boyfriend or do I just want someone to apply self tanner to the hard-to-reach spots on my back?

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@baylofasho @kyleerose01 I’ve had two, same question

[sam @allmydreamin]

one direction in what makes you beautiful

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

I spend way more time in my adult life listening to the details of other people’s murders than I would have expected.

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@baylofasho “Hey all, my internets been spotty today so I’m going to keep my camera off to help with the connection” works every time

[alyssa @AlyssaGag]

@heyitsmejessb SEE YOU THERE BBY!!!