Alyssa

Your friendly neighborhood pharmacist

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

@HardLandingsPod I know it’s the opposite of an airplane but I NEED to hear Christie’s thoughts on how the Titan was constructed and the materials they used. Of course only if she’s comfortable, I myself have barely held off multiple panic attacks thinking about it

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

@AdLancianese Sometimes I spend hours googling variations of “dog rescue Puerto Rico Howard county MD” to see if there’s any info out there about my pup’s past life and I found this old tweet, so hello! This is Stark, adopted from Howard County in July 2018! Maybe our dogs were travel buds

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

WAIT. Did Regina George think Janis Ian was a lesbian because she’s LEBANESE?

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

If you’re gonna hold up the whole line of cars trying to back into an angled parking space on a one way road just know that you’re stupid AND I hate you

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

My estimated time actively driving my commute over the last 3 years is about 97.5 DAYS. As in 24/7, 2340 hours of my life.

I cannot wait to move

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

@J_D_Swag The key is to never get out of debt

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

No, YOU put a little line on the inside of the cup that’s how this works I’m not measuring shit

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

@MacauleyAnn My first thought reading the first tweet was “oh god wait until she tries to leave”

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

After 20 years of having a weird fear of whales I’m starting to think it’s just megalophobia because I LOVE airplanes and also- terrifying

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

It’s not pro-life if you oppose gun violence prevention, oppose universal healthcare, oppose affordable prescription drugs, oppose the child tax credit, oppose paid leave, oppose universal childcare, oppose free school meals, and support endless wars

You are just #proforcedbirth

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

If you agree with exceptions warranting abortion, then this is not a “abortion murders human babies” stance. It is a punish the “bad” women stance.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

this morning a peloton instructor told me “flowers don’t bloom with the expectation they’ll be desirable to spectators” and after some consideration that’s just completely wrong

[James @CaucasianJames]

i forgive michael phelps for smoking weed

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

How much better would my mental health and athletic career have been if my coaches took a break from telling me how mentally weak I am to let me just enjoy the sport that, despite being so weak, I was doing pretty okay at

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

The irony of the groups who sued doctors to give them fully ineffective medication for COVID-19 because it’s “their choice” now banning hormone blockers (medication that is safe, lifesaving, and 100% reversible) for transgender teens is almost funny if it wasn’t so fucking gross

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pharmacists Warn Against Sharing Prescription Drugs With Someone Who Wouldn’t Do Same For You https://t.co/Btv7gdSMt2

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

Idk it feels like a weirdly large number of men are suddenly concerned with preserving Marilyn Monroe’s dress instead of the looming threat to women’s health and rights to privacy

[Elizabeth @elizabethlgr]

The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy is abortion.

The treatment for a septic uterus is abortion.

The treatment for a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion.

If you can’t get those abortions, you die.

You. Die.

[Alyssa @AlyssaHensh]

2.5 weeks left of my 20’s, both meaningless and frightening

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

it's earth day AND shrek turns 21 years old today