Alyssa Lohmann✨

Marketing | PR

[Alyssa Lohmann✨ @AlyssaLohmann]

If this isn't @Laura88Lee and @MannyMua733 in their makeup swap video... 😂 https://t.co/yf9CH6ZTWw

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time

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@BuschBeer #BuschDashForCash #Sweepstakes

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@BuschBeer #buschdashforcash #Sweepstakes

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@wanko_steve @DailyLoud Wtf Steve

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Thanks @McDonalds I love drinking flies

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@kdoubledisme Many thanks 🤪

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They need to make a gnome emoji

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@CrackerBarrel Hasn’t been the same since Brad’s wife got fired 😔

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

The energy Taylor Swift fans have for her music, I have for Boar’s Head premium deli meats and cheeses

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@mint Focus on needs vs. wants and avoid online shopping.
I love that Mint pulls all my accounts into one dashboard to make it easier to see where I stand for each category of spending 🥳
#TimeToMint #Contest

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This is a hill I will die on… no shoes in my house.

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You remember being in 8th grade and liking random Facebook pages like “The Lamp That Ghetto Stomps the i in Pixar” or was that just me

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Same vibe @VerminSupreme

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My parents have now learned that they can’t leave me home alone for a weekend without expecting at least one wall to get painted

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Me after seeing all the riot coverage

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@IHateMyLaugh Sending love from your fellow stingers for life ❤️💙

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

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@jordansdiscs 🧑🏼‍⚖️ helix

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I love scaring fragile men with my radical ideas of gender equality

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When I tell the Stingers it’s time for center splits: