Alyssa Monaco

[Alyssa Monaco @Alyssamonacoo]

Dancing with the stars should have a night where we vote for the person we DON’T want to stay.

#DWTS

[Alyssa Monaco @Alyssamonacoo]

DOES HE HAVE ON A AB SHIRT. LMAOOOOO

#DWTS

[astroart @astroartreal]

LOOKING AT MY PHONE LIKE THIS WAITING FOR THIS MF TO HAPPEN #EmergencyAlertSystem

[Beth @marybethgrace]

you what.

[Thah MaZikode @MazikodeThah]

Me in December after eating KFC the whole year while other girls were focused

[claudia @C111AUDIA]

yo, it’s gorilla central out there. get the fuck up. juiceheads everywhere. it’s labor day weekend, they’re all over the boardwalk and beaches.

[moneyk @triciajanaeee]

This how bad I be lying

[Ye Updates (Fan Account) @KanyeUpdated]

Kanye West is rumoured to be a potential 2024 Super Bowl headliner.

source: @ButtCrackSports

[𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 @int6wn]

i wonder who will sit at my grave and talk to me for hours

[Barbie Movie @barbiethemovie]

WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades? 🌟 #BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21.

[RNC Research @RNCResearch]

Joe Biden, January 2022: The stock market “has hit record after record after record on my watch”

The stock market just had its worst year since 2008.

[stev 🏳️‍🌈 @evildeadburn]

me going to the clearance aisle to buy Halloween candy on Tuesday

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i was meant to be rich, i can tell by the way i be spending money

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

if i send you "📝" it means
sam, the first night at bed when you left,

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Must’ve been a long day at work

[nana @andimnana]

I HATE eating out with people who give waiters a hard time.