Alyssa

[Julia @blackpilledjulz]

Who will be cast in the Hollywood adaptation of the missing submarine and, follow up question, who eats whom first?

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Jane Dashley @JaneDashley]

This righteous satanic panic about pedophilia in fashion *NOW* is offensive. You mean the industry that plucks teen girls out of 3rd world countries, saddles them w debt, and ships them unaccompanied to be alone w/ older male professionals to make sexualized images is bad?? Omg?

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

@ThegirlJT She said Elfed bc it’s almost Christmas

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

I really hate this man

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kanye slut shaming kim is particularly laughable to me because she has literally always flaunted her body and it was clearly never an issue for him until she left him

[Tamara @Hi_Clarissa]

I’m too old to be leaving out the house at 11pm 😭….. that’s what time I’m tryna go home

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

I will never be in a large crowd ever again

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

Scrolling through Facebook is so cringe but I can’t stop looking

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

I am the love of my life.

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

Ugh I’ve really become one of those girls who’s obsessed with her boyfriend… I hate/love this for me

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

My life would be so lonely without podcasts

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

All I need is a Tesla and $250k

[hyena clit @SOruthless_305]

If your Shein cart total is $700, you might as well spend that money on quality pieces.

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

@_obviouslytara Why

[Alyssa @AlyssaSeiders]

How can I block all shopping related things from my social but still see what my friends are up to 😭😭