aYeeeeeee

Just call me Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

[Dory @imFindDory]

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL 😂😂 I ACTUALLY WANT TO TRY THIS http://t.co/z0X97m6n52

[Colleen Williams @colwilliams28]

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle- J.M. Barrie #BeIILetsTalk #JoinTheConversation

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

@girlposts @tay_macdonald sounds familiar

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

“@tay_macdonald: *playing headsup* me: "not 29 and not 31 but....?!" @AlyssaYee14: "50!!! 40!!!!" ... 30.....” I get too excited.

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.'
Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.'

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

This "9 day to Christmas" thing isn't going to work. Who do I see about an extension plan?

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Big Mac dreaming while riding the VIA rail home.

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

“@CuteEmergency: tall people be like http://t.co/XwlDiwpv3A” @katieneville777

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Reaching into your pocket and feeling crumbs from that time you tried to smuggle a cookie into the bar... 🍪 was a good idea at the time.

[Laura @LauraLikesWine]

Ahh, finals time in college. Where the guys look exactly the same but the women become extremely ugly and age 5 years.

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

“@chanelpuke: SHE FELL IN THE GAP ON THE SIDE OF THE BED http://t.co/kbmHAHwyp0” @EmmaMadsen16 #Pam 😹

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

You still make sense to me
Your mess is mine.

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Colleens thoughts while helping me with stats: "It's like the blind leading the blind." - I'm screwed. @colwilliams28

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Procrasta-eating got me thinking I'd do well as a professional sumo-wrestler. Exams -1, Alyssa's double chin - 5.
#OwninIt

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

"People use 'follow your dreams' as excuse to not work. In reality, following your dreams, successfully, is nothing but work." - B. Stanton

[Colleen Williams @colwilliams28]

“@_CollegeHumor_: How to convince a student to go out:
'Lets go out tonight'
'I cant, I have so much work'
'Please'
'Okay'” @AlyssaYee14

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Realizing your fav song you've been listening to on repeat for weeks is actually about a couple dying and rotting in the ground together...

[aYeeeeeee @AlyssaYee14]

Girls my age are buying houses with their bfs, and I cant even remember the last time you could see my bedroom floor through all the clothes