Darren Alyward

Why tiptoe through life to arrive safely at death

[Darren Alyward @Alyward1997]

One months time!! My body isn’t ready

[G @Gideoomatic]

Burnley this weekend

[FPL Raptor (Ross) @FPL__Raptor]

I genuinely think Onana is some kind of social experiment to see how much a fanbase can take before going insane.

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

Day 3 of posting this fucking meme every day

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

We came 16th, gave Spurs a trophy and Liverpool won the league😂😂

This couldn’t be worse fuck me

[EK @ek365_]

When I die and I see Onana, I know I’m in hell

[h @htomufc]

tomorrow.

[Jamais Vu 🏉 @boot15_vu]

🚨 BREAKING: Government pleads with the U.K. public to stay at home this weekend as overcrowding at some beaches could leave channel boats nowhere to land 😏

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

WE'VE SEEN IT ALL
WE'VE WON THE LOT
WE ARE MAN UNITED
AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP
OLE OLE OLE OLA
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLA
https://t.co/P9zxzvYlYt

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

Onana is the worst goalkeeper I have ever witnessed at Man United. The amount of goals and games he has cost us in the 2 seasons is horrendous

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

The MOTM.

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

Last year, Keir Starmer promised to freeze council tax rates.

They’ve just increased by £100.

He lied. Again.

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @RachelReevesMP

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Locals who are worried about the impact of illegal migrants on GP services are told it won't be a problem because the migrants get free private doctors.

You can break into the UK illegally and get better healthcare than people who are born here.

Insane. We are a joke country.

[Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 @DefenceHQ]

We will remember them.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

What do you think?

[Douglas Carswell🇬🇧🇺🇸 @DouglasCarswell]

In Britain you can be detained for smoking outdoors, but not for entering the country illegally.

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

The British government is jailing so many people who tweeted about the riots, they’re releasing actual criminals to make room for them.

I wonder why the BBC state broadcaster has turned off replies in their tweet.

[Luk @luk__22]

Me and the lads getting ready to watch Manchester United decide our mental health once the season starts.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

London 2024.

St. George’s flag in cab ❌
Calling for extermination of Jews ✅

15 days to go…

[Darren Alyward @Alyward1997]

YAUNITED YAUNITED