Alyson

[annette ☼ @annetteeee22]

teacher: your essay must start with an attention grabber

me: so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

[jodie @jodieegrace]

do you know how easy it is to just... let something you don’t like exist? without giving it attention? just move on and enjoy your day

[Isaac Wing @ikewing]

*girlfriend doesn’t eat all day

Me: hey
Her: shut the fuck up

[Alyson @Alyyssoooon]

This is some stupid shit my brothers would say 😂

[natalie gonzalez @matalanata]

This is what having a brother is like

[Mike Leach @Coach_Leach]

Nothing says Holiday Season like this!

[Sam Francisco @samfranczak]

I think the best thing that happened in 2018 was the emergence of that girl who eats a bunch of edibles and then films makeup tutorials

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

Teacher: the average test score was a 45%

The class:

[Ellie V ⚡️ @ellevarner]

I think self love is a way of thanking God for what he created....

[ashlee henderson @ashleenicol3]

Remember this-

At your absolute best, you still won’t be good enough for the wrong person.

At your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right person.

[Matt Perry @myeezy12]

How i get in the christmas spirit

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

if we didn’t see our first dicks on omegle together PLEASE don’t say we go way back

[Lizzy  @Lizzytrizzy]

My dad told me he takes $3-5 dollars out my step mom’s purse without her knowing everyday, hides it under the mattress until he collects $100 and then he tells her “here’s $100 go to the mall” LMFAOOOO YEOOO??

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

“are these nudes old”

first of all, these are the classics

[popular slut @kindslut]

me watching my friends make bad decisions