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[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Two days back and I’m already am academic victim

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[Cal @Am_asparagus]

So lately I’ve been working on a few projects and one of them was this making some clothes. I needed a belt for the outfit and decided I would make it out of watches and watch straps. When I finished making it looker great and I showed my dad but he thought it was a waist of time

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Just waved at some random guy on a bus and he waved back and gave me a thumbs up

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

My Twitter hasn’t been hacked but thanks zoe

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

@duolingoUK my girlfriend is cheating on Duolingo by using google translate!!!

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

People in London be calling me sir,

I don’t like it I’m no sir, still a child

[sandy @tinakisandy]

the only way to eat a kitkat

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Haven’t tweeted in a long minute so here’s a joke for y’all!

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

I miss my dog, I’m very excited to see him tomorrow

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Cats >>>> anything else

Your opinion is invalid

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

Guess I live here now. Huh

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

I think we can all agree that I did something today and you know what I’m pretty sure you did too. So congratulations I guess

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

No matter what happens…

Matt smith is always gonna be the best Doctor

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

The power I now possess, it is unfathomable!

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

🐰

[Cal @Am_asparagus]

I just had a job interview and it was probably one of the best ones I have had simply because I got to talk about Matt Smith.