Millie

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

50 year old marijuana stems falling out of my parent's record collection

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

I realize as long as I got funds, I'm getting high. So if I want to stop smoking, I gotta just go broke 😂

[𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓍𝓎 🎀 @luvblexy]

When my 14-year-old nephew just texted me back after leaving me on read for 2 months 😭🥹😭

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

Man claim to be a real gangster and got knockout..
Can he actually be the gangster he claims???

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Fck a break up😫 you ever knocked your WEED over after u broke it down 🥴😭

[𝖘𝖐𝖎𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖗 🪽 @ManlikeSkipper]

My neighbor loved parking in my driveway.
Every day, even with cones.
I asked nicely. He laughed, find somewhere else.
I smiled Okay.
Next week he got 3 tickets and a tow.
Turns out it was a fire lane.
I didn’t say anything, I just waved.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

DONT ever compare the smell of weed to cigarettes that's disrespectful.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Smoking weed and not having anything else going on is kind of a dead ting tbh. Weed is only really good when you're crushing it in life in some way.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Yoo I can talk about cannabis all day so don't come for me about making it racial.
WEED is already rooted in racism.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Watching them grow🌱 is half the therapy. The harvest is just the bonus.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Non weed smokers are way too invested in what weed smokers be doing 😂😂

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Can you imagine when the indigenous folks first discovered weed? I know they was geeking like fuck 😭

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

You RISK having cannaboid hypermesis syndrome every time you smoke weed. I pray you never have to go through it, it's hell.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

My planner smells like top shelf.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Could bees locked in a massive greenhouse full of flowering Marijuana make the honey???

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

STONER TIP:
if you ever get pulled over with marijuana,put it in a stamped envelope it’s illegal for cops to search your mail.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Drug tests for jobs shouldn't penalize someone for using cannabis on their own time.
Judge performance, not last month's weekend.🤏

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Cannabis has been used for thousands of years. The stigma is newer than indoor plumbing.
Sit with that.

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

So it wasn't the weed, it was the weed people that made you quit