andrew mackrie

[The Misfit Patriot @misfitpatriot_]

When you were 849 and we were 0 years old, we kicked your fucking ass out of our country and sent you back to your shithole trailer park island across the ocean.

Sit down, granny pants.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

That sequence of play man… total football

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

yo llegando a la cocina a media noche aprovechando la pausa de hidratación para tomar algo también

[曼联球迷 @_Utdbaki]

Robinson took his life on National TV 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Jacob Misiorowski just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

9.0 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 0 BB | 15 K

PHI @ MIL
That's the 180th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,405+ unique lines on record.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Andrés Cantor's call of the Gio Reyna USMNT goal on the Telemundo broadcast. 🇺🇸⚽️🎙️ #WorldCup

[Ian Simpson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LordStonehands]

The colonies look fit in this football match

[Paritosh Bhide @paritosh_bhide]

Nah NRA Neymar is HOOPING

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Ben Franklin invented electricity when he was president so that we could watch America dominate the Europoors at their own sport

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Not a single person complaining about cultural appropriation. Nature is healing

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?

[. @tosinmm_]

Paraguay must have some oil hidden, the way the USA keeps attacking them.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲�

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish call of Antonee Robinson’s equalizer is ELITE

[LHGrey™️ @Grey_0G]

Oh...you historically illiterate, smug little regurgitator of Wikipedia-tier talking points...

You dare lecture anyone on Nazism and fascism while parroting the laziest, post-WWII academic sleight-of-hand that slaps “far-right” on it like a bumper sticker?

Spare me your DNC-approved fairy tale.

The party’s full name was the National Socialist German Workers’ Party.

Not “National Capitalist,” not “National Conservative,” not “National Free-Market Liberty Party.”

Socialist.

Workers’ Party.

They ran on a 25-point platform that demanded profit-sharing in industry, nationalization of trusts, communalization of department stores, old-age pensions, land expropriation without compensation for “the common good,” and the abolition of “unearned incomes.”

Sound like limited-government, individual-liberty, free-market conservatism to you?

Or does it sound like the wet dream of every modern progressive who wants the state to own everything and redistribute it to the “correct” people?

Hitler himself, in 1927: “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system… and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”

He didn’t say that at a Heritage Foundation gala.

The Night of the Long Knives wasn’t Hitler purging “leftists” because he suddenly became “right-wing.”

He purged the Strasserist wing because they were too socialist...actually threatening the industrialists he needed to fund the war machine.

He kept the socialist rhetoric to control the masses while cutting deals with Krupp, IG Farben, and Thyssen.

Classic third-position syncretism: steal the left’s economic control fetish, bolt on blood-and-soil ultranationalism and racial hierarchy, and call it revolutionary.

Fascism isn’t “right-wing” in any coherent sense.

It’s authoritarian collectivism with a nationalist mask...big government, cult of the state, suppression of individual rights, gun control...1938 German Weapons Act, anyone?...cradle-to-grave welfare for the approved race, and total war on private property that doesn’t serve the regime.

That’s not Burke, Locke, or Buckley.

That’s the left’s playbook with jackboots and swastikas.

The only reason you clowns get away with calling it “far-right” is because after 1945, the Marxist academics and their useful idiots needed to memory-hole the fact that National Socialism and International Socialism were rival branches of the same collectivist tree.

Can’t let the proles notice that both end in gulags and gas chambers, right?

So no, Chris.

The meme doesn’t apply to MAGA.

MAGA wants voter ID, secure borders, lower taxes, and fewer bureaucrats telling you how to live.

Nazis wanted the state to own your labor, your womb, your thoughts, and your bloodline.

You’re not just wrong.

You’re a walking embodiment of the very denial you pretend to diagnose...desperately trying to distance your ideological ancestors from the mirror.

Sit the fuck down. Read a real book.

And stop embarrassing yourself.

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[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

.@EliManning is wondering why Peyton and Ben Roethlisberger were ducking him in the Super Bowl 😭

"Why did you and Peyton always let Tom [Brady] take the years against me? Were you guys scared of me or something?"

[NBA 2K @NBA2K]

Who is your state representing? 👀

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Giannis:

"I've been 13 years in the league. If we keep on losing, probably half of the team not going to be here. We're not going to make the playoffs....And if [a windmill dunk] is what has to happen for everybody to wake up and understand we're fighting for our lives, so be it.”

(via @JamalCollier)