Allie Mae 🌻

go bulls✨🧚‍♂️

[໊ @rmjroan]

Might get canceled for this but I find it disrespectful when ppl don’t stand for the national anthem. As soon as you hear it, you need to show respect and stand up. I get chills every time I hear “When you wake up next to him in the middle of the night”

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[ethan !!! @slimeguyethan]

why do white people always have the weirdest names for grandparents wdym youre gonna go see oompa and booger

[machine gun kelly lee owens @bigugly]

well i got it

[chelsea @evictionight]

happy bachelor finale day to all who celebrate #TheBachelor

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out

[Karina @ka_fza]

me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show

[p @juggthen]

Low iron ass bitch i bet you cold rn

[bbqueen's alt/backup @itsngocbui]

writing an email without any exclamation marks

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

let him cook

[trash jones @jzux]

there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

This Court has made it clear it will not protect the rights of women.

I will. That’s why today I'm signing an Executive Order to protect access to reproductive health care.

[Eritrea’s own @KingSenay]

I’m 7 songs in to this Drake album and I feel like I’m at Zara trying on jackets

[Allie Mae 🌻 @AMae926]

@Venmo Venmo: amae926 @seanstoverr

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in my leg

[Allie Mae 🌻 @AMae926]

@TastesofChicago I’m good! How are you?

[Allie Mae 🌻 @AMae926]

Good morning @TastesofChicago #pur4100

[Allie Mae 🌻 @AMae926]

This is Stephen!