Amaechi M. Okobi

Live the life you love. Love the life you live.

[Amaechi M. Okobi @AmaechiMOkobi]

I was in a public toilet yesterday, sitting on the throne, eating an awesome donut, and reading the paper, when— What? You think there's something wrong with eating in the toilet? Are you grossed out? Then why do some folks suggest mothers breastfeed their babies in the toilet?

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Praying.

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Rest in peace, Dolly Parton.

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So here’s the thing: Any Nigerian establishment that does not have Chapman should be shut down.

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So here’s the thing: Drowning your salad in dressing doesn’t count as healthy eating.

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#rememberwhen you weren't allowed to use your telephone in a bank branch?

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So here's the thing: There's no dignified way to eat a club sandwich. But it sure tastes good. #foodie

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So here’s the thing: Saying you’re sorry is important, but not doing the same thing again is much more important.

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So here's the thing: You will never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks at you.

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Can we start the weekend again… I wasn’t ready.

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Wouldn't it be nice (or at least funny as hell) if liars' pants actually caught fire. Just a thought.

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RIP #jessejackson

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So here’s the thing: When you believe in God, and put your faith in Him, He has a way of showing you that you chose wisely. Happy birthday, El.

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Why is Macron wearing sunglasses at #Davos26? He looks more like a movie star than the French President.

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So I'm in traffic this morning and I see this guy flip a bus driver the finger. Strange. Dear Irate Guy in blue Range: The average Lagos bus driver doesn't know what the middle finger means. The next time you feel the urge, may I suggest "The Double-Handed Waka." Just saying.

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So here’s the thing: "Showers are amazing. They jumpstart your day, make you nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's major decisions"
Have a fantastic Friday, people.

[Amaechi M. Okobi @AmaechiMOkobi]

So here’s the thing: Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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My dentist just suggested that I should eat less chocolate... Nonsense! Why would he say something crazy like that?
I'm looking for a new dentist.

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For the rest of the day, I intend to use the highly scientific RPS* technique to resolve all disputes. RPS has not been given a fair shake in terms of conflict resolution, and that trend must be reversed. Try it out. The results will astonish you.
*Rock Paper Scissors

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So here’s the thing: The king’s dog is the king of dogs.

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So here’s the thing: People with good intentions make promises.
People with good character keep them.