Amalack Jack

Not interested in joining your cult 🪕

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Young people shifting to embrace socialism is the fault of Republicans claiming that we are a free market capitalist country when nothing could be further from the truth.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

I wonder if this kid is aware that the Republicans are in control of both houses of Congress and the presidency. And have been for the past 18 months??

In that time they've passed the largest spending bill in world history and have added $3.71 trillion in debt.

[The Catholic Engineer @TheCatholicEngr]

While at the ER, the nurse asked me if I tried using Windex to remove the ring

I said, no, I just used soapy water, lotion, and cooking oil.

She said, maybe we can try Windex, and she went to ask the female janitor/cleaning lady working the floor if she had Windex

I was behind the curtain so I didn't see what she looked like, but I heard the conversation play out

The cleaning lady couldn't understand the question

The nurse tried another question

"What bottle do you use to clean the glass windows/mirrors"

She still wasn't understanding. At this point, you could tell she didn't know English that well.

The nurse spoke really slowly and tried to use gestures for "cleaning the mirror"

She still couldn't comprehend

So the nurse let it go, and we tried another solution to get my ring off (finger tourniquet)

I'm home now but I'm still processing that interaction

I live in the middle of Kansas and a simple question like, "Do you have Windex?" that any American can answer in 2 seconds took 15 minutes to answer in 2026

[Asuka Groyper 🚬 @asukagrypr]

Finanon explains whats wrong with being in the Navy in a single paragraph.

[Ricky Zaccaglino @RickyTheGuido]

🤣🤣🤣

[Rudolf von Flügel @zincronicity]

Imagine a chinese person trying to pronounce her name

[Cardi @ohcrapohno]

Because normal people eat a burger based in how their bites will progress the movement of the center of mass as bites are removed and shape rotators are able to plan ahead from the first bite. People who don't optimize the bite plan signal recklessness and disorganization

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@OldassinNemo @dfeuling_ @chargers Both things are true retard

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@MurrayHillGuy1 No need to write an essay but overall it’s good

Always use the least amount of words possible, this goes for most forms of communication

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@ColmThompson @KPeyt88 @kDaRula_ @LM_Sports_Media

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@FrostyEldin @reoindustries They’ve already announced when this is being released

[Ashok Kumar @comrade_kumar_]

Did a panel with Andrew Wilson on Piers Morgan. What struck me was how transparently he masks ignorance with obnoxiousness and arrogance.

He gets absolutely cooked here, of course. If he had an ounce of dignity or self-respect, he’d disappear forever. But, of course, he won’t.

[Travi𝕏 @TraviXai]

For those with crappy reading comprehension…

Nick exposed fraud! Amazing!

Thomas introduced bills and amendments to end the fraud! Also amazing!

Republican leaders blocked Thomas’s bills and amendments to end fraud.

Thomas tells Nick that the fraud will continue because of Republican leadership.

Nick likes the Republican leadership so he tells Thomas to stop whining and that he is a part of the problem.

Fraud continues…

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I can’t tell if this is parody.
Bro lost so badly that he is bringing in his robot friends to tell him otherwise. 😂😂😂

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

SHEDEUR SANDERS DEEP BALL 🔥

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@Champ_Lion Tua

[Dan Smotz (The System is Down) @tsidpod]

The Andrew (Pickles) Wilson vs Erika Kirk debate is even FUNNIER!

This was his "smoking gun" evidence. 🤣

[Jeff Clark @RealJeffClark]

I wish the Falcons had called the mailman rather than Tua.

[Amalack Jack @AmalackJack]

@Commanders The logo still sucks