NachoManRandy

String enthusiast

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Yeeaaahh, you all migh'tve thought I was a little Loopy, but in reality, I'm really Cooky.

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Referring to the movie "Crank" as a way of how I operate is funny whether they do or don't get it. Which I guess is sorta the point.
* i say to myself as my mom is passed out drunk while I explain this movie to her unconscious self

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

Happy Mothers Day to all you Mutha Fuckas

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Working my way up the corporate ladder in hopes of one day destroying the company

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I'm a proctologist during the day, dentist by night.

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What would a hallmark Halloween horror film look like?

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Hopefully i can get John to stick his jimmy in me

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@gayfrogsex @PsychoPimp420 @donkeyskin1970 Delivered by the CEO
Of dominoes themselves.

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

Getting hard for mike

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I live in a constant nightmare where the refrigerator is always running...but I can never catch it😫

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

"Stimmy living"

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Finally, I've lost my quarantine weight. Super excited to see the tip of my penis again.

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

Yo gurl, DM me your Xrays 🤤

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If there's anyone I'm getting into a pissing contest with, it's definitely gonna be an old man...at least I know I can piss better than them.

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My anus just blew out!!!

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@TimKalpakis I've been saying for years, you deserved better but YOU wouldn't listen...tsk tsk...not surprised honestly...kinda had it coming.

[Benji @NotHappin]

Where were you when the government slapped YOU in the face? 🤔

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

I just watched an Ad count down go into the negatives...what the fuck does -3 seconds even mean? Am I owed time now?

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Can't sleep so I keep running through scenarios of someone breaking in and where I'd have the best vantage spot to turn the tables...in all these scenarios I'm naked tho, so embarrassing.😳

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

@MitchelSnyder12 I deleted you due to constant negative feedback🙄

[NachoManRandy @AMalarik]

I love getting my girlfriend super drunk...cus then she passes out early...and that's when i make my move, as in turning on my ps4 and having a grand ol' time, guilt free. 🎮 😊