Christian Lowes

Village Idiot Est.1992

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a beaming picture of Putin. Nigel was not pleased.

[The Recount @therecount]

“Nobody’s supposed to know my net worth, but now everybody is and will — and I hope you’re impressed.”

— Donald Trump arrives for Day 2 of his civil fraud trial in New York City

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

The British parliamentary and party system promotes amateurism, careerism and tribalism at the expense of seriousness and good government. A change of government is not enough. We need radical system reform. #PoliticsOnTheEdge

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

Satire is actually reality now. I say now, what I mean is over the last 5 years.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 | BREAKING: Boris Johnson has given an OBE to his... hairdresser

Apparently, it's for "parliamentary service"

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

STARSHIP GO!!!! Witnessing history from @SpaceX absolutely phenomenal, whatever the outcome!!!! #StarshipLaunch

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I hate it when people say you need to keep a sense of perspective. We’re mortal beings on a loveless world in a dying universe. You need to lose perspective as completely as you possibly can. Forget the bigger picture, comprehending it would drive you insane

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

One of the best things about the Stranger Things series has to be the super 80’s electronic soundtrack; awesome! #strangerthings

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

I remember the days when Yorkie chocolate bars were actually chunky, now they’re just dumpy.

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

I now follow a subreddit on Reddit called r/eatsandwiches. I was not disappointed, but now hungry. 🥪

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

Can confirm.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Every straight man has a pair of boxers that looks like this around the elastic waistband

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@SciGuySpace They’re just an investors Pyramid Scheme. Tiny bit of progress here…more money please? Tiny bit here, tiny bit there, more money please?

But never actually reaching an achievable milestone. As others have said the math doesn’t check out, they know this, just keeping it going.

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@HGGreeny I enjoyed it, the dark humour makes its and the political satire is a scary mirror of modern politics and ideology. It’s meant to be relatively silly and I think that’s what some people aren’t keen on, the stupidity of it all. But I think it serves a purpose.

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@Protect_Wldlife @Sophie_Grace93

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

Happy New Year!

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

Well that was a bit of a contentious finish! #F1Finale

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@PeterDiamandis @TokamakEnergy commercially viable Fusion Energy!

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@DJSnM THICC

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

Nothing says having lunch at home, than an advert for Pure Cremation on TV.

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@Sophie_Grace93 @monicaheisey 😂 Just one. As you’re my fiancé.

[Christian Lowes @AManCalledChris]

@monicaheisey @Sophie_Grace93