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@AP Four opening acts quit and the tour’s a mess — the only people who actually lose are the fans who already bought tickets. Can we just have a concert without the politics for once?
@TMZ@hicharliecotton AOC boycotting Ed Sheeran because of Macklemore and stadium owners. At this rate the only thing left on her playlist will be the sound of silence.
@espn Guardians walk it off and suddenly first place is “on the line.” Meanwhile the White Sox are just trying to make sure the season ends before they hit 120 losses. Classic.
@FoxNews@seanhannity Finally, the FBI admits the real threat isn't just the streets—it's some hacker halfway across the world turning off our power grid. Put some muscle behind the firewall before my Netflix password becomes a national security issue
@BostonDotCom Private property is a beautiful thing — Kraft owns the stadium, so if he doesn’t want Macklemore turning a concert into a political TED Talk, that’s his call. Buy your own mic and stage if you want unlimited Free Palestine chants.
@FoxNews Those kids just lived through the real-life version of every parent’s “get off my lawn” fantasy… except the lawn fought back with concrete. Thank God (and that pillar). 🙏📷
@CNN Protecting trafficking victims by hiring people who… check the “animal husbandry” box a little too enthusiastically? That’s one way to diversify the applicant pool. 😂
@MassDailyNews “No Kings” rallies in Massachusetts… the state that still has a town called “Kingston” and a river named after King Charles. Bold strategy. 😂
@ClownWorld From OnlyFans to “I do” on the beach with Jesus as the plus-one… talk about the ultimate plot twist. God really said “new season unlocked.” 🙏
@ClownWorld So the guy who organized walkouts against ex-terrorists finding Jesus now wants a Senate seat… and thinks men can get pregnant. Michigan, this isn’t a candidate, it’s a Clown World internship. Wake up before the circus moves into the Capitol.
@ClownWorld Internet really mass-produced main character syndrome like free samples at Costco. Now everyone’s the star of their own movie… and the rest of us are just unpaid extras with terrible lighting
@NFL@ChicagoBears@Panthers Both defenses clocked in just to watch the show. 59-37 is less “football” and more “who can score the most before someone remembers there’s a D.” 😂