Amanda Agnew

...Love comes from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith. -Timothy 1:5

[Maria Alex Beech 🐝 @alexbeech]

@MediumSizeMeech What’s nuts is how mainstream the relationship was. It looks like she’s ok.

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Nope, sorry, can't tonight. Teresa from Facebook just outed her husband's affair with a picture of him out with his mistress in a post for his BIRTHDAY, so yeah my night is pretty full already.

[Royal Ballet and Opera @rbo_org]

Monday mood... 😱

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Man Jailed For 19 Months Following "Accident" Where He Dropped 44lb Weight On Man's Face

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@IPSY @IPSYCare @boxycharm

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@seivollLachens While being stuck inside a plane for a no ground order at our actual destination 🫠🤢

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

People who choose to use speaker phone I’m public are the worst

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@Starbucks wouldn’t let me redeem my birthday drink yesterday. Went to come in to use it today… and it’s gone

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

What even is this world

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Janie Santana of Houston, TX filed a missing persons report after she said her 17 year old son took the dogs for a walk and never came back.

The boy, Rudy Farias, had been missing for 8 years when he was found and identified slumped over outside of a church several weeks ago.

But neighbors said they were confused because they’d seen that person around Santana’s home for years. It was a shock to them that the boy was “missing”

Rudy eventually told investigators that his mother had actually been keeping him captive inside their home for years.

She gave him hallucinogenic drugs, made him sleep in the bed with her, “play daddy” and forced him to have sex with her.

Farias was found with blood in his hair, showing obvious signs he’d been abused and beaten.

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@Mytdelta @supreme_hedge @HistoryToLearn @MemesOnHistory I’m also just a typical euro mixed Caucasian American.

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

I make one math mistake on Twitter and I’m being dragggeddddd. Little do they know Math Trauma is a fundamental pillar of my character development. Being wrong loud and proud is my speciality 💙

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@HistoryToLearn @MemesOnHistory Update: corrected myself with the 31 years ago instead of 31 years old.

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@HistoryToLearn @MemesOnHistory Clearly y’all can’t read when I said I made a mistake and corrected myself. You can stay repressing yourself in the comments 🫠🤣👌🏼

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@FDASSCRACKER @DustinLane @HistoryToLearn @MemesOnHistory Math was right for the wrong question 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@DustinLane @HistoryToLearn @MemesOnHistory Smoking does wonders when maths involved this was 31 yearssssss ago not her at 31.

[Amanda Agnew @Amanda_Agnew]

@RaquellesNo1Fan Progress is progress

[Yilin @ The Lantern and the Night Moths @yilinwriter]

Um, hey @britishmuseum, it's come to my attention that your exhibit "China's hidden century" uses my translations of Qiu Jin's poetry, but you never contacted me for permission. Please note this is a copyright infringement! How are you going to fix this?? #NameTheTranslator

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

[RICKY @Rickyismsss]

Someone PLEASE put that koi fish back in the Northern Water Tribe’s pond!!