He said: are you sad because this is the last of your birthdays that we’ll be spending together.
I said: No. It’s because I thought you would be the father of my children one day and now you and I will die as relative strangers.
Divorce is hard y’all.
@shesbonky I have wondered this before too! I also have the cilantro isn’t pleasant thing. Should we all start bringing this when we have the cilantro convo…or from thyme to thyme?
@bradleywhitford Think of the immune systems kids would have if we could just teach them to snort cocaine off of toilet seats instead of washing their hands.
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@AngryBlackLady I keep picturing
Melania T: Where’s the wrapper? The American people want to know, where’s the BigMac wrapper?
Joy B: They issue the BigMac in a box! I’ve seen it!