Amanda Brown

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

what’s your goal today?

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@JustinStarling_ Why couldn’t you have tweeted me earlier

[Molly Brown @Molly_Miyoko8]

I just want baseball season to be back and drinking at pickles with all of my friends 😭😭😭😭😭

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@camssecretlife yes bc I always forget to ask for no pickles

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

ew the hell

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

Justice for Don Lewis

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

I’m in danger

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@KayleeChester Amanda being drunk Amanda, you know

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

I’m so drunk and over quarantine that I just paid for $54 for two cases of white claws

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

F u Cole

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

my apologies to everyone I called or facetimed this weekend.....

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

Warm weather me is back. Feel free to talk to me again, I’ll be nice now 😋

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

almost just boarded the wrong flight

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

ever do something while you’re drunk and wake up mad at yourself? yeah same - all the time. self sabotage.

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@brionnarae Fifers*

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

HOW TO BE A DECENT HUMAN 101: never comment on someone’s weight

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

To explain my last tweet - about a month ago, on a causal Friday, I wore jeans. A coworker had the audacity to come up to me and say “wow you’ve really put on that love weight.” LIKE UM EXCUSE ME.

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

Week 3 of “losing my love weight”

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@megg_elizabitch I’d pay for it

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

In need of a serious gym buddy

[Amanda Brown @Amanda_Brown293]

@Brykremer12 Microwave only