Amanda Corsin

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Only Jeb! can save us

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I blame the meteor ☹️

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

With Miami (OH)’s loss to Tennessee, the entire state of Ohio has been eliminated from the NCAA Tournament 👀

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Keith Richards will never die.

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Grim Reaper awarded the Medal of Death award for killing Chuck Norris

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Maybe if you weren’t such a phaggot you wouldn’t be offended all the time. Food for thought.

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I feel like Dick would get more votes than Liz on this ticket and Dick’s been dead for a few years now

[Aaron🔰🥑🌸 @Awwrnold]

Ur joking

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

No

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

I am more than happy to pay more for gas for a brief period if it means President Trump realigns the world for the better. Anyone else feel this way?

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Never realized she got no ass😟

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

North Carolina fans still have football season to look forward to!

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I’m just glad Mcneese St and that aura nerd got bounced early

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I can’t wait to go to work today so I can get taxed so the government can have $200,000,000,000 to make weapons and kill the whole world it really makes me excited

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I like smoking PCP and then chasing squirrels at the park

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Ohio State is losing, called that one

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Germans did Pearl Harbor watch Animal House Donny

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Reporter: Why didn’t you tell Japan before Iran?

President Trump: Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Petey, my man, the war isn’t about us

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

And people are saying the world isn’t ending

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii.

What we know: https://t.co/wWK8lZIpda

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Now if you excuse me, I’m gonna go waterboard myself in Jack Daniels

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Hegseth on Iran War: "The world, the Middle East, our ungrateful allies in Europe, even segments of our own press, should be saying one thing to president Trump: 'Thank you!'"

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

What’s up dick scabs?

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Soon there will be ai robots roaming the streets and fucking your wives. Well I sir, I won’t be a part of it no more.

-my prepared speech I’m going to make right before I jump off the top of a Cheescake Factory building

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

Kinda criminal that Jericho never won a Royal Rumble

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I guess I changed my mind

[Amanda Corsin @amandaaaaaz]

I just made a web in my pants watching that Spider-Man trailer. I didn’t even know I could do that!